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From @fomo.the.cat: “About time you notice me!😼Now that you made eye contact. You have to play with me.” #catsofinstagram [source: https://ift.tt/2zfX9eU ]
cranquis
Based on the reaction of my male patients when I tell them they need to have a digital rectal exam, the following must be what they’re expecting me to write in their medical record afterwards:
“OH. MAH. GERD. This patient’s butthole was so hairy – and then I had to put my FINGER in it, ew ew EWWWW!!? I’m gonna take a 2-hour lunch break to get over the trauma of this experience, and how will I ever get this mental image out of my head?”
Meanwhile, what I actually write:
“Rectal tone normal, no hemorrhoids/anal fissures noted. Prostate average in size without tenderness or nodules, no evidence of peri-rectal abscess.”
kiriani
cowboyjimkirk
Broke: In the second episode of The Original Series, Spock says that one of his ancestors married a human because the writers had not settled on his backstory yet. It was decided later that his mother was human.
Woke: Calling your father your ancestor is a power move.
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