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Wolves, which are BAD dogs

Whomst do I speach of?

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Yup! Darn wolves! Scaring the horses who pull the sun chariot!

And this is why, it’s all dark outside right now 😞

Truly does wolves are the WORST

Also also, they are the nephews (somehow) of jörmungander. Despite that fenrir, there father, is bound by a rock???

As we can see they are in all ways, greatly inferior to jörmungander. Ofcourse, none can measure to jörmungander, But still!

important thoughts about norse mythology helga got stuff to share about norse myth beasts
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Rating Loki’s children from least fave to most fave:

Vale and Narfe- only mentioned in ragnarök story. appear to have been human shaped before being forced to fight to death shaped like wolves. who the hell even are these guys? guts of one of them bind Loki. negative. least fave.

Sleipner- is horse. fine and all. has 8 legs. but still a horse. neutral feelings towards sleipner.

Fenrir- brash gigantic monster wolf. has a bad personality. is the ancestor of all wolves though which is good. Fenrir is op of all wolves pedigree tree. is also a lil dumb. vaguely positive towards Fenrir

Hel- now we are getting somewhere! godess of death. has her own realm in Helheim. very chill death god tbh. might look spooky (body is half dead) but is tbh not the worst place to end up in the afterlife. Her halls have an eternal feast. minus points for the plates and eating utensils in Hels Halls being named starvation, plague and crop failure and such like. I now you are goth Hel but please

Jörmungandr (midgårdsormen)- I can not praise jörmungandr enough. There has never, and never will be, such a great earth encircled gigantic serpent. Everyday jörmungandr protect us humans from accidentally crossing the borders of midgård. important job! outside of midgård, midgård is the name of the realm were humans lives, are many realms, like utgård, that are dangerous for humans. I love our great serpent protector. constantly include him on my runestones. best gigantic snake ever. also, jörmungandr is not known for his smarts, so he poses no real threath to humans. best Loki child ever. five stars out five stars.  

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worst grandchild of Loki

Those darn wolves that chases the sun across the sky, resulting in the Arctic polar nights!

Wooooooooorst relation of loki