[bugs-are-cool]

[fungalslime]

Wholly unpopular opinion but maggots are babies

[neil-gaiman]

casual-space-plant asked:

I know I have sent you an ask similar to this way back when but you're one of my favorite authors. I love your writing and your personality. That being said, there will still always be a bit of dislike that while reading American Gods for my choice book in class in 11th grade I had to describe the scene where a man is eaten by a vagina to my 67 year-old teacher who is like a grandmother to me. It was one of the most awkward moments in my life and it haunts my dreams.

I’m so sorry…

[neil-gaiman]

vigilantecore asked:

(In regards to a previous question) did you just know offhand how many swears are in good omens or did you have to check?

I know offhand.

[neil-gaiman]

phoenixtorte asked:

I'm so excited for the good omens tv show, its one of my favorite books! If I had a bookstore I feel lile I would be lile aziraphale and just hoard the books without letting anyone buy them lol. In regards to the show, do they let you have a lot of input, in regards to keeping things true to the spirit of the book, or is it mostly a hands off enterprise for you?

It’s the most hands on enterprise I’ve ever done. I wrote the scripts, and am the showrunner, and I was there from casting and preproduction and will be there until the end of post production.

[setheverman]

made nice yule goat!

[norsesuggestions]

it would be so sad, if something was…

to happen to it……..

very tragic……….

[ink-pens]

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[oovwee]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[badkidsjokes]

knock knock.
whose there.
do you want me to wash your house.
no thank you.
ok.

[chubbycattumbling]

[my-moonlight-us]

couple goals 😀😉

[petermorwood]

[twiggymcbones]

I think the least believable part of the Harry Potter novels is the idea that all these feathery quills and pet cats are getting along in perfect harmony. Let me tell you, J.K. Rowling, not a thing would get done at Hogwarts!

[petermorwood]

From personal experience of pencils, ballpoints, erasers and anything else which can be pinched from or knocked off a desk, then played with until it can’t be reached any more, the first spells learned must have been for Detection Of Things Hidden Behind Furniture, or the Levitation of Sofas And Chairs To See What’s Under Them.

I’ll leave the bad Latin versions of those for someone else.