[arandomthot]

Meanwhile you’ll go to other fast food places for the milkshake and the machine is broken

[loudfederationscreeching]

[moonmothmama]

FCA, Bitch

a mix for The Only Guy that the Ferengi Commerce Authority ever sends out into the field, Liquidator Brunt. requested by @thylekshran (who also did the album cover) 

[listen on spotify]

tracklist

1. A Well Respected Man - The Kinks // ‘cause he’s better than the rest, and his own sweat smells the best, and he hopes to grab his fathers loot when pater passes on
2. Taxman (live) - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers // now my advice for those who die: declare the pennies on your eyes
   
3. Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull // he’s crawling down the corridor on his hands and knees
   
4. Money - The Flying Lizards // … but your love won’t pay my bills; I want money
   
5. Capitalism - Oingo Boingo // your heart bleeds for anyone’s brother, I’ve got to tell you you’re a pain in the ass  
6. Fortunate Son - John Fogerty, Foo Fighters // some folks are born, silver spoon in hand- lord, don’t they help themselves
   
7. I Heard It Through The Grapevine - The Slits // I bet you’re wondering how I knew…
   
8. Missionary Man - Eurythmics // stop what you’re doin’, get down upon your knees, I’ve a message for you that you better believe
   
9. Every Breath You Take - The Police // every claim you stake, I’ll be watching you
   
10. (I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction - DEVO // I can’t get no, no no no
    
11. Mind Your Own Business - Delta 5 // can I interfere in your crisis?
    
12. Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) - Eurythmics // some of them want to use you, some of them want to get used by you
    
13. Dancing With Myself - Generation X // when there’s nothin’ to lose, and there’s nothin’ to prove, well, I’m dancin’ with myself
    
14. Who Can It Be Now? - Men At Work // Who can it be knocking at my door? Go ‘way, don’t come ‘round here no more
    
15. Everybody Wants To Rule The World - Tears For Fears // acting on your best behavior
    
16. Rich Girl - the bird and the bee // you can rely on the old man’s money
    
17. In The Air Tonight - Phil Collins // so you can wipe off that grin, I know where you’ve been
    
18. Mad World - Tears For Fears //worn out places, worn out faces (yep, the original is an eighties song)
    
19. Somebody’s Watching Me - Rockwell // I always feel like somebody’s watching me, and I have no privacy
    
20. One Way Or Another - Blondie // I will drive past your house and if the lights are all down, I’ll see who’s around
    
21. I’ve Got Spies - Dramarama // No need to lie, I know everything cause I’ve got spies
    

[shwdgold]

[dailyhiddles]

[lokihiddleston]

𝔗𝔥𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔰, 𝑘𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤.

[unrulyhedge]

[thewightknight]

Wet book rescue

Valuable information if some of your prized books were affected by recent flooding. The video even shows you what to do if you can’t dry the book out right away. 

[thewightknight]

relevant reblog

[defconprime]

Star Trek: The Fall - “Revelation And Dust”

It’s the grand opening of the brand new Deep Space Nine, designed by Nog and Chief O'Brien (like, in a moneyless society why is O'Brien still an NCO at this point in his career?), so all your old faves show up, like Captain Sisko of the Robinson, Captain Dax of the Aventine, Captain Ro of DS9, and the rest. The book is fun because the DS9 relaunch finally realized that like putting the DS9 crew in a book together is what fans wanted, but it doesn’t really start moving til 300 pages in.

RATING: 60%

(Where to place: The fifth year after Nemesis.)

[level9life]

LPT: If someone doesn’t understand something and asks for help, don’t start your explanation with “It’s really simple/easy”. It isn’t really simple or easy to them, and you just made them feel stupid.

http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1540576406

[oldgamemags]

Gamepro #17, December 1990 - The second half of a ‘Flying Warriors’ comic inside the issue.

[elodieunderglass]

Man arrested while attempting to destroy the Magna Carta

[mostlysignssomeportents]

The Salisbury Journal’s Rebecca Hudson reports that a 45-year-old man was arrested today after “smashing the case of the Magna Carter with a hammer and trying to destroy it.”

A spokesman for Salisbury Cathedral said: “We can confirm that at the end of the afternoon yesterday, a man attempted to break into the case which houses Magna Carta in the Cathedral’s Chapter House. He was arrested by police shortly afterwards and taken into custody. We are very relieved that no one was hurt during the incident and that the Magna Carta itself is undamaged.”

Magna Carta 1215 is the best surviving copy of one of Britain’s most influential legal documents, and is on permanent display at Salisbury Cathedral. It is regarded by historians as the foundation of constitutional liberty in the English-speaking world.

Raging at limits on a monarch’s absolute authority over other agents of the feudal state? Now that’s dark enlightenment. The Forest Charter was the good one anyway, as far as the rest of us are concerned.

https://boingboing.net/2018/10/26/man-arrested-while-attempting.html

[elodieunderglass]

Hey but seriously Terry Pratchett was the only thing keepin The West Country from PHYSICALLY flinging itself into orbit, and this is just going to happen more and more often until someone restores a haunted gold torc to the barrow under the chalk.