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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ depraved-heart-murder:
“ egggheads:
“ tastefullyoffensive:
“This company understands dogs. (via jpellizzi)
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this is Barkshop’s Consuela Cactus!
Barkshop does a lot of toys that have “destroyer’s prizes” inside, normally...
tastefullyoffensive

This company understands dogs. (via jpellizzi)

egggheads

this is Barkshop’s Consuela Cactus!

Barkshop does a lot of toys that have “destroyer’s prizes” inside, normally a sturdy squeaker ball.

They have packages of toys designed based on play-style (I’m getting the ‘thrasher’ pack for Aiden’s birthday).

They also have a “destroyer’s club” where you can earn points by showing them the carnage your dogs inflict on their barkshop toys and earn a free toy. 

It’s a really great company and if I could get free shipping i’d be spending my heart away on their stuff. 

depraved-heart-murder

My dog would adore this!

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The cactus will forgive you, doggo

dogs
macgyvermedical wayfaringmd

Anonymous asked:

I am required by the hospital that I am trying to observe at to provide vaccination documentation. I have all of my vaccines... except chicken pox because I almost died of chicken pox with a secondary infection, strep of the skin as a baby. *SO GET YOUR VACCINES PLEASE!* Anyway, I had to prove immunity and asked my dr. for a lab titer, she came back requesting lab titers for all my vaccines, MMR, Hep B., etc. Why would I need to test those others if I have documentation of the vaccines?

wayfaringmd answered:

No idea- unless the hospital requires titers. All I could say is ask your doc if it was necessary.

macgyvermedical

My most recent hospital pulled titers on hire as policy. It’s a good thing, though, because I found out I’m a nonresponder to the Hep B vaccine! I’ve had the series 3 times now and I’ve never kept immunity for more than a year.

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femmegimli

merry and pippin are the type of fake friends who gush about you behind your back but when you talk to them in person they call you a little bitch boy and steal your food

oneringofkeys

#i know im op but boromir ghostwrote this through me 

femmegimli

merry and pippin: and THEN he showed us how to do this crazy move to disarm your enemies and it was SO cool because boromir is like the best at everthing and he’s really nice and funny too-

boromir, overhearing this: aw thanks guys!

m&p: …..

merry: Literally didn’t ask

pippin: who the fuck are you

merry pippin boromir lotr
macgyvermedical ambulanceperson

What Would You Do? Teensy Weensy Stab To The Abdomen - Part 2

regionstraumapro

Yesterday, I presented the case of a young man with a teensy weensy little stab to his abdomen, just above the umbilicus. There was a tiny bit of oddly colored fat that was visible in the wound. So now what should we do?

The first thing is to figure out what that bit of fat is. It doesn’t have the normal large pebbling and color of subcutaneous fat. Therefore, it must be a small piece of omentum protruding from the wound.

And what is the significance of that? This question has been addressed by papers with low numbers of subjects since the 1980s. It really depends on what country you are located in. Do you have readily available OR resources? Are there pressures to minimize hospital stays (US)?

One of the earliest papers originated from Parkland Hospital in Dallas TX. They reviewed 115 cases of omental evisceration over a 4 year period, and found that “serious” abdominal injuries were found in 75% of them. All went to laparotomy, and injuries to not one, but two organs were noted in about half of the positive cases. There was a 7% complication rate with negative laparotomy,

Contrast this with a study from Kingston, Jamaica where 66 patients with abdominal stabs and omental evisceration were treated. Of these, 14 were treated with observation because they had a normal abdominal exam. All were treated successfully without operation. But note the ratio here: 14/66 = 21%, which is the same as the negative laparotomy in the Parkland study (25%). So this study implies that if the patient can be watched and does not develop symptoms, the negative lap may be avoided.

Unfortunately, in many countries there are pressures to get people out of the hospital as soon as possible. Since small bowel content is relatively benign (at first), patients may not become symptomatic for several days. It would probably be difficult to convince your hospital to keep patients laying around for serial exams for days on end. Not to mention the logistical problems of doing good serial exams.

So most trauma professionals will be compelled to do something. And what should we do? Here are some possibilities. Pick your poison, and I’ll give you my choice tomorrow.

  • Local wound exploration
  • CT scan of the abdomen
  • Proceed to the operating room

As before, leave a comment to let me know what you would do. Or tweet it out!

References:

  1. Significance of omental evisceration in abdominal stab wounds. Am J Surg 152(6):670-673, 1986.
  2. Non-operative management of stab wounds to the abdomen with omental evisceration. J Royal Col Surg Edin 41(4):239-240, 1996.
Source: https://thetraumapro.com/?p=4069
Source: thetraumapro.com