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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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vardaesque:
“ jengrayson:
“ This is always going to be my favorite gif.
Dude, what are you doing?
Are you just moving your arms because you heard the captain coming and wanted to look busy?
You do realize there’s a circuit not FIVE FEET AWAY, right?...
jengrayson

This is always going to be my favorite gif.

Dude, what are you doing?

Are you just moving your arms because you heard the captain coming and wanted to look busy?

You do realize there’s a circuit not FIVE FEET AWAY, right? Could’ve tinkered with that.

Instead, you’re all, NOOOPE, BETTER TIGHTEN UP THIS WALL OR MAP OR WHATEVER IT IS. VERY IMPORTANT, CAPTAIN.

Good job, son. Starfleet just isn’t what it used to be.

vardaesque

you sir are boldy going absolutely fuckin nowhere

medwhump

Star Trek DS9 3x17 - Visionary

Ok I’m evidently on a DS9 nostalgia roll.

this episode starts with whump from the first scene.

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after some star trek-y explanation like “plasma conduit blew out..” or something, it is explained that Miles has a mild case of radiation poisoning. And later we find out that a cloaked vessel orbiting the station is sending out something that is pulling the Chief’s slightly radiated body forward in time for brief moments.. Basically he gets premonitions.

So, this involves a lot of Miles keeling over unexpectedly.

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Julian: Well, the pain you experienced appears to be a muscle spasm, caused by a sudden decrease in your serum calcium levels.. it’s a common side effect of radiation poisoning.  I’m giving you some [crazy trek medicine name] for the pain. 

Miles: What about the vision I had? 

Julian: mild hallucinations are also a fairly common side effect..

Miles: it was anything but mild. I really felt I was standing on the promenade watching myself talking with Quark

Julian: What was the conversation about?

Miles: He was complaining about some klingons.. said they’d damaged two of his holosuites..

Julian: Well.. you do have one problem [pause] if all you can hallucinate about is Quark’s maintenance problems you have a sadly deficient fantasy life.

Miles:  [sarcastic] thank you for your professional opinion

Julian: ohh anytime… my doors are always open to you chief.. [grin]

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GUYS! Do you remember Julian and Miles’ adorable banter? I love it!

The writers really had fun with this time-shifting thing- Miles got to see himself dead.. twice!

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Very unsettling indeed.

Miles: feeling my own neck for a pulse that wasn’t there…

Julian: could’ve been worse– could’ve been me.

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Julian: It’s alright chief.. you’re okay

Miles: no I’m not.. you have to run a basilar arterial scan.. 

Julian: .. why?

Miles: Because if you don’t.. I’m going to die in less than 5 hours..

Julian: who told you that..?

Miles: You did. In the future.

Julian: oh.. well who am I to argue with me?

har-har.. :)

but wait.. there’s more!

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so they figure out how to send Miles into the future in oder to avert the station getting blow up.. which involves giving him severe radiation poisoning. In the end he actually dies and swaps places with a slightly different time version of him.

So yeah, Miles dies three times in this episode. Hooray.

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over and out :)

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Julian Bashir and the Masters of Evil

I wrote another thing, chapter 2 of The Orb of Possibility will probably be up later tonight once I figure out how to write human garak SO FOR NOW

HAVE SOME CUTES

Julian Bashir and the Masters of Evil
Rating:
??? PG I guess?
Pairings:
None. Maybe some shipping goggles if needed.
Description:
When Miles can’t play antagonist for his and Bashir’s usual holosuite adventure, Garak steps in with a new game…

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