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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ladyyatexel shitmystudentswrite

Trying to concept

shitmystudentswrite

I don’t think they should try more than once in 8days because it’s too much. Not mention the female usually ejaculates way before the man so the sperm of both male and female will not interact immediately. It’s also been said that the females usually ejaculates during sleep time. I don’t know if that would be possible to concept then, because the male wouldn’t know when to. I also think when the woman is ready to concept she should tell her partner because the woman is the key holder of ejaculating when she wants to. It’s like she can shut it on or off at any time.

ladyyatexel

holy shit what happened

blampsss

We are not accorded the luxury of choosing the women we fall in love with. Do you think Sirella is anything like the woman I thought that I’d marry? She is a prideful, arrogant, mercurial woman who shares my bed far too infrequently for my taste. And yet… I love her deeply. We Klingons often tout our prowess in battle, our desire for glory and honor above all else… but how hollow is the sound of victory without someone to share it with? Honor gives little comfort to a man alone in his home… and in his heart.

Martok, to Worf discussing marriage

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maketreknotwar

So I got this anon ask a few days ago about who I would cast for a ds9 reboot and I’ve just been sitting on this question and wondering what I would do for the past few days because why the hell would you want to reboot perfection

also

how. 

lets face it if i were to reboot it i'd genderswap it it'd be FAB but seriously how to reboot ds9 ds9 how would that be done i don't know enough actors for this i really don't .....gina torres for reboot genderswap Sisko Amandla stenberg as jake
quitebrilliantindeed

I had a dream last night wherein the crew of DS9 was afflicted with some sort of illness that turned everyone into zombies.

It spread quickly, and was beginning to migrate to other locations– basically, the entire Federation was on the cusp of becoming zombified?

And the only hope was for Odo to go back in time and get a little baby Julian vaccinated against it? (Which somehow solved the whole problem? Did Julian cause it in the first place?????????)

Anyhow. They were successful. Yup yup! There was then a party to celebrate, wherein everyone played baseball, and a bunch of cute Cardassian women showed up for some reason? I don’t know.

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