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Dana?! Dana are you there? Dana! I have a very important question Dana, I hope you can hear me…

Did you know I have a boyfriend?

He is cute, and sweet, and he smells of nutmeg! He bought me a watch, and I look at it and I get to say, “Well look at the time fly” without worrying about the clocks ripping themselves off the walls and divebombing for my skull! He is dreamy!

Oh…Ummm…

Are you still coming into work? Intern Matthew Williams just sits there watching Hockey and staring at me menacingly…I think he might be Canadian…