[rincewindsapprentice]

itwasthebestbutter.tumblr.com

begin at the beginning: Comprehensive list of strange things about America, from a non-American perspective

[justcarl]

• Flags everywhere.
• Price tags without tax included.
• Tipping.
• You have the worst bread in the world. It’s so damn sweet,
• You have the worst chocolate in the world. Not sweet enough.
• Portion Sizes.
• Making children ritualistically recite the

[greekamazon]

In Canada, you can usually tell which companies are actually American ones trying to trick us into thinking they’re Canadian because they’re the ones with the gigantic Canadian flag out front.

Real Canadian companies don’t do that.

[data2364]

Had a great day at Hammer Con In Hamilton Canada. Here I am with my pal Lenore. You can see why Poe was obsessed.

https://twitter.com/RobertPicardo/status/386681521110650880

[startrekhugs]

[Image: The EMH hides with baby Naomi. From Deadlock. Image from Trekcore.]

[turtle-stack]

Poor EMH, they would never ask another member of the crew to do that.

[turtle-stack]

Well, that explains the catsuit then …

[turtle-stack]

We get it Doctor, you’re bald … no reason to rub it in all our faces!

[ladynemisis]

• Garak: Why is it no one believes me, even when I'm telling the truth?
• Bashir: Have you ever heard the story about the boy who cried wolf?
• Garak: No.
• Bashir: It's a children's story; about a shepherd boy who gets lonely while tending his flock. So he cries out to the villagers that a wolf is attacking the sheep. The people come running; but of course there's no wolf. He claims that it's run away; and the villagers praise him for his vigilance.
• Garak: *admiringly* Clever lad. Charming story.
• Bashir: I'm not finished. The next day, the boy does it again, and on the next too. On the fourth day, a wolf really comes. The boy cries out at the top of his lungs, but the villagers ignore him, and the boy and his flock are gobbled up.
• Garak: That's a little graphic for children, wouldn't you say?
• Bashir: But the point is, if you lie all the time, no one is going to believe you, even when you're telling the truth.
• Garak: Are you sure that's the point, Doctor?
• Bashir: Of course. What else could it be?
• Garak: That you should never tell the same lie twice.
• - Star Trek Deep Space Nine, S03E20 Improbable Cause

[relativelylost]

yeah i’m not entirely sure what happened with this

i guess it’s tora ziyal? she is pretty cute 

[insanity-jane]

so I’m just starting DS9 and I just saw the scene where Bashir first meets Garak and Garak is all smooth and charismatic and Bashir is just losing his mind and then this happens and 

what is happening