No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

yamisnuffles feralkwe

the-shy-girl-420

Just because I love you doesn’t mean I’ll let you win in Mario Kart. Fuck off

uglysockperson

He walk

I really modeled the cardassian clothes i do after geisha clothes mostly cuz I’d like them to have the giant obis idk why i love them so much but it think it’d be wicked star trek elim garak garashir ds9

cosmictuesdays ifeelbetterer

btwxsixesandsevens:
“the Noir possibilities in this being your opening line are unmatched.
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dduane beingatoaster

frodo-with-glasses

That time Legolas and Gandalf had a sass battle on the slopes of Caradhras.

dxmedstudent vetisntdead

a-timey-wimey-leaf-on-the-wind

Hey medblr, out of curiosity, how big are your surgery packs?

vetisntdead

Pickup lines to use at the Med vs Vet party

vetisntdead

So there's Context you need to understand this whole thing

There are many universities that offer human medicine as a course in South Africa.

There is only one university that offers veterinary medicine as a course in South Africa.

Once a year there is a Party where Human Medicine and Veterinary Medicine gets invited to socialize. Naturally this is taken as a competitive event and I don't know if I should be proud of the fact the Veterinary Medicine out drinks Human Medicine every year.

Med vs Vet is an actual, scheduled party in the social calendar of veterinary students and it is either a Disaster or a Complete Success And Victory depending on who you talk to after the fact. I have never been to this party.

velvethua

I have told myself that I won’t be getting into anymore niche or crackships because there’s always no more than 50 content of it yet here i am

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deltarune undertale kris ralsei susie berdly my art

dxmedstudent mysunfreckle

moonachilles

Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.

charminglyantiquated minjiminjiminji

galahadwilder

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

sunfoxfic

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

queer-cosette

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

galahadwilder

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

queer-cosette

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

queer-cosette

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

galahadwilder

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan