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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
morallydiseased somecunttookmyurl
neurobivergent:
“idhren:
“belanekra:
“operativesurprise:
“My husband knew that my favorite meal was my mother’s breaded and panfried chicken breast, known in my family as “Becca Chicken”. He apparently got her to teach him to cook it for our first...
operativesurprise

My husband knew that my favorite meal was my mother’s breaded and panfried chicken breast, known in my family as “Becca Chicken”. He apparently got her to teach him to cook it for our first anniversary, and every now and then he will surprise me with it as dinner. He makes it even better than I can.

love is a chicken cutlet indeed

belanekra

get yourself a significant other who will make you perfectly breaded and fried chicken cutlets

idhren

love is a practice

neurobivergent

Love is patience

bijoumikhawal
Full body pencil drawing of Garak, a lizardesque alien. He's wearing a close fitting full length 1960s evening gown, long gloves, jeweled heels, a tiara, bracelets, and a brooch at the shoulder. The gown has a pleated cape on the brooched shoulder. He's got his hand on his hip and is holding a cigarette holder while looking to the side mischievously. His hair is done up in a crown braid.ALT

I’ve seen that post about how Our Man Bashir was supposedly originally intended as a Kira and Bashir romp, and the jokes about Garak being in his bed in a silk nightie, but never art of the logical conclusion. Terrible oversight really.

Cipher talk Ds9 Garak Elim garak our man bashir I didn't give him the actual hairstyle because it's ugly I can imagine him making the root beer face at the suggestion he get bangs Also! This dress is actually really accurate to the 60s which surprised me I was looking to see what the hemline should be and found a really similar extant one in silver and black Also I read a fic where he put his hair up in a crown braid and I'll admit I got attached to that specifically Cardassians with tails My art
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drememoto

“One more thing, sir. You told me you couldn’t possibly have been at the crime scene at that time on account of your alibi, that being that you were at home playing your PlayStation 3. Now, forgive me, but if that’s true, I just gotta ask– how could you have been playing your PS3 if the PS3 has no games?”

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andthebeanstalk

“Why, Lieutenant, the PS3 is backwards compatible with many PS2 games. I was simply playing one of my many PS2 games at the time of the murder. Surely you are at least familiar with Kingdom Hearts? I’d be happy to show you my save file if it would put your mind at ease.”

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drememoto

“Ah, gee. Kingdom Hearts… Yeah, that one’s a classic. one of the best ones, even. My wife loves that little Sora guy. No, I agree. You’re right, sir. I should’a thought of that. Well, I’ll get outta your hair, then. — Oh, one more thing…

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I just remembered something you might find a little interesting. See, you’ve got one of those black models. With the top-loading tray. And those PS3 models are backwards compatible. … but only for PS1 games. Kingdom Hearts wasn’t on the PS1, though, was it? …”

andthebeanstalk

“Oh… yes, how very… observant of you, Lieutenant. Well, I… suppose I must have been mistaken. My memory of that dreadful night - it’s all jumbled, you see. It must have been one of my other games from my PS1 library. Spyro, perhaps. Or– yes, now I remember. It was Final Fantasy 7 - the character of Cloud is in both that game and in Kingdom Hearts. I must have simply gotten my wires crossed. How silly of me.”

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drememoto

“All right, then. That explains it. Well, have a good night, then. 

… Oh, uh… I figure I oughta let you know … we did have your memory card searched. We didn’t see Final Fantasy VII on there.

Must’ve been a glitch or something. Might wanna get that checked.”

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andthebeanstalk

“Now, see here, Columbo, perhaps if you were spending more time looking for actual clues, rather than harping on my gaming habits, you might have caught the real killer by now!

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If you have anything more to say to me, you can kindly say it to my lawyer.

So, if you’ll excuse me, I have a Twitch stream scheduled for noon, and I do not care to keep my followers waiting. Good day, sir.”

drememoto

“Certainly, sir, I’ll be outta your way now. Oh, – gee. Gosh, I nearly forgot.
I figured I’d mention. We did get one lead. On the murder, sir.

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We determined from Mr. Elbertson’s autopsy that he was repeatedly beaten in the back of the head with a small, blunt object. No bigger than about 157 mm longways. Likely a, uh … analog gamepad of some kind. Dualshock, that’s what the lab boys told me.

You got any idea what sorta console uses those? I only ask ‘cause you seem to know about these sorta things. What with you being– well, being a gamer.”

ivan-you-himbo

i read civil campaign for the first time in late middle school or early high school and WOW is it different to read as an actual adult

the surge of emotion when reading about Donno now that ive been out as a trans man for years? that was almost religious

it’s also just so moving to read through miles and ekaterine’s storyline, and ESPECIALLY mark and kareen’s, now that im an adult who’s had relationships and is knowledgeable about my own sexuality

i loved the book all those years ago, but that doesn’t even half compare to how much I love it now :’)

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