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Every time I see Michael Sheen I think of that time David Tennant won a National Television Award and Michael was the one presenting it to him and when he starts his thank you speech the first think he says is “lOoK iTs mIcHaEl ShEeN” in a really squeaky voice. That’s what I hear every time I see Michael Sheen

michael sheen David tennant your honor i love them I also love Michael sheens hair specifically in season two of staged those curls I love them good omens crowley and aziraphale ineffable husbands aziraphale crowley
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oceaneyes1834

Can someone please explain to me what evaporated milk is? Wouldn’t that just be gas by definition? I live in constant fear

buthowaminotdeadyet

no no it's what left behind after the milk has been evaporated cuz only the water goes, not the other stuff

oceaneyes1834

THERE’S WATER IN MILK?

buthowaminotdeadyet

WHAT DID YOU THINK THE LIQUID WAS?

oceaneyes1834

IDK ISNT MILK ITS OWN LIQUID?

buthowaminotdeadyet

NO

IT'S MILK-STUFF MIXED WITH WATER

oceaneyes1834

MILK STUFF? DOESNT IT JUST COME FROM THE COW’S TIT?

buthowaminotdeadyet

ITS LIKE TIT JUICE, THERE IS WATER IN JUICE AND THERE IS WATER IN MILK

derinthescarletpescatarian

It’s fat droplets suspended in water, with some nutrients and soforth dissolved in it. You know, like ranch dressing.

Evaporated milk is just dehydrated milk.

bisexualboyfriendwife

Obsessed with the user who assumed milk was its own element on the periodic table

oceaneyes1834

As op I felt like I had to make this

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Milk, the forbidden 119th element

jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists

the only question left is if it’s a metal, non-metal, or metalloid.

derinthescarletpescatarian

OP seems to have classified it as a special case of halfnium, reclassified as a lanthanide. This has fascinating implications for electron orbital geometry.

Anyway it’s a rare earth metal apparently.

oceaneyes1834

Yes I definitely classified it intentionally and knew exactly what I was doing when I put it with the lanthanides because I am never wrong

MILK IS A RARE EARTH METAL

derinthescarletpescatarian

I thought so, I took one look at your classification and immediately thought “this is definitely someone with a deep understanding of how the periodic table works”

I’m glad that we have reached a consensus on the expected elemental properties of milk

oceaneyes1834

I’d really like to know what @derinthescarletpescatarian’s thoughts are on milk’s electron orbital geometry

derinthescarletpescatarian

That would involve writing a crash course in how suborbitals work on a post about whether water (the primary ingredient in milk) is in milk and even for tumblr that’s going a bit far

jesin00

no, it is absolutely not going too far

derinthescarletpescatarian

You guys always complain that you don’t get to learn stuff in normal ways and then you come asking for this

boopboopboopbadoop

MILK IS SEVERAL COMPOUNDS PLEASE YALL ARE KILLING ME OVER HERE

We have a container of dry milk because in addition to a little fat and sugars, it contains proteins, which settle into the pores of nitrocellulose membranes, making sure analytical proteins (specific antibodies) don’t get trapped. We could just use casein (one of the proteins in milk), but milk is much cheaper and can also be found at Walmart.

derinthescarletpescatarian

No milk is a lanthanide keep up

flipocrite

lanthanide?

I think you mean lactanide

derinthescarletpescatarian

I will put lego in all of your shoes

vel0000vet

A cube of milk with 3 inches of edge length can blow up the galaxy.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Our galaxy is actually the result of such an explosion, that’s why we call it the Milky Way

smolcattowo

this is a unique sort of thread in which you'll find two types of people exclusively: nerds and dumbasses

sartorialadventure nobleplaidypus
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im really not trying to be mean here but this one tag from a reblog just so colossally missed the point i cant let it go unacknowledged

the whole message of this post is that the clothes are being made regardless of whether anybody is going to be purchasing them. they’re made in sweatshops, shipped to the other side of the globe, put on racks in thousands of stores, and whatever doesn’t sell is dumped in the fucking desert to make room on those racks for the next shipment.

“buy secondhand only” in response to this is such an egregious misunderstanding and it’s doing the exact fucking thing that is implicitly being criticized by this tweet, which is that individual consumer choices are totally disconnected from the global production of consumer goods and therefore moralizing about making the Correct choices and imploring people to go to fucking goodwill instead of tj maxx is meaningless

politics of fashion man