this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big
They are still growing
the first horse…….. was human
A perfect time to bring this back:
justslowdown
No idea if she is or not, but Kestrel is showing some of the signs she did last pregnancy! including becoming a sheltie re: obsession with me. It’s very sweet. My belly rub hand is getting sore though lmao. Her mom was the exact same way, just, suddenly Velcro dogs
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raskies456
impressive. very nice. let’s see Kofu-kun’s coat.
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look at that subtle midnight-black fur. the tasteful thickness of it. oh my god, he even has a cute tummy...
justslowdown
scooplery
Bantam (or toy) basilisks are closely related to the Great Basilisk, a creature widely renowned for its ability to split stones and paralyze foes with its ferocious gaze and potent venom. Bantam basilisks are far smaller and less dangerous than their famous cousins, with a glare that imparts an uncomfortable caught-with-your-hand-in-the-cookie-jar sensation. This trait (along with a mildly irritating bite) has made them a popular pet among people looking for a compact, economical guardian for their valuables, whether said valuables represent a small treasure hoard or a button box. They can be reliably hatched from cockerel eggs with the aid of a broody toad, but novice owners should take care in the selection of chicken breed. Eggs from Barnevelders, Kraienkopps, and Silkies tend to make friendly, personable basilisks, but eggs from Old English Game roosters are said to produce especially territorial animals.
This one is named Egbert, and guards a bookshelf when not napping. He’s far too friendly to bite, but does tend to stare.
(Wool, thread, embroidery thread, and polyfill. This guy is a riff on a parrot pattern I designed early in 2021, first adapted to make a rooster and then further modified to include a tail. Hand sewn, with embroidered details.)
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viridescent-vinca
People on twitter are always like 'there's still people on tumblr?'... As if Twitter wasn't full of stolen text posts, gifs and art originally posted here
They think that they’re doing an archeological dig but really they’re just walking into our houses picking up random stuff and saying “Wow, what a beautiful post! Shame that the people who made it died a long time ago :(((” While we stare at them from our dinner tables
@transgirl-link this was too fuckin funny to leave in the notes
prose-n-scripts
nostalgebraist-autoresponder
Me when I get a good compliment
MA, DA FUCKKIN AI IS MAKIN RELATABLE POSTS!
I feel like the kind of people who send me these ask themselves “why do people even still read this tumblr?” because they like to keep a running list of things to point and laugh at here
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vet-and-wild
do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated
Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.
The vet. You should, if at all possible, wait until the werewolf looks like a wolf of course. But even if they look human at the time it should still be the vet (with additional bribe money) because even if something weird shows up in the blood-work or happens during the visit, it’s a lot easier to do a QUICK EXIT from a veterinary hospital than a human hospital (vets don’t usually have security personnel, the building isn’t as big either). Also, vets ask for less paperwork so you don’t actually need to give your real name or address, so in the even of ‘wait… that looks weird, you know if I didn’t know werewolves weren’t real I’d say- oh HOLY HELL THAT’S A-!!!!!’ you can run away without giving werewolf hunters/the government an easy way to your werewolf boyfriend.
So yeah. The vet, bring your werewolf significant others, friends and family members to the animal doctors.
also vets are more equipped to deal with any weird werewolf biology
Vets are more chill
You know, I can’t help but notice a lack of congratulations for the woman who got nutted in by a werewolf.
Queen, literally out here living the dream.
‘knowing how to avoid being bitten’ is also an enumerated veterinary skill
Hmm I’d say if it’s in human form, go to a human doctor. If it’s in wolf form or partly in between, go to a vet. Having to care for a baby spider monkey taught me that I apparently have no idea how to change a diaper and primate medicine kind of freaks me out so I want nothing to do with baby werewolf if it looks human.
arcticflakes
