bunjywunjy
sabertoothwalrus
obsessed with body neutrality… like people are just the weirdest animal we’re just walking around earth with individual deep inner worlds and maybe I do have dark spots and acne and scars but why should that bother me? they’re literally just things that happen to people
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viridescent-vinca
i am slowly accumulating pictures of what I consider my favourite pigeons around toronto and have come to wonder if yall would be interested in shitty blurry shots of street borbs
cannot find the older ones on my phone so for the meantime have this unit of a loaf
update!
here we have cinnamon and peppercorn
and fancy lad
with his fancy little eyes
may i present to yall
toast
‘chronnah toast
this is still my favourite pigeon I’ve ever seen in Toronto! it wasn’t a normal red, and instead seemed like gold and bronze
@theramseyloft that last one has such an interesting color morph, could we get an ID on that pretty bird?
It is dirty, but that bronzing on its chest is a single coppy of Gimpel Bronze.
Gorgeous.
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viridescent-vinca
DC Super Hero Girls has given me many things. But by far my favorite thing is they have the best incarnation of Bruce Wayne. And I say that not as like oh this is 10000% who Batman is.
No. I mean they have the best version of billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. Better than even the movies have gotten for one sole reason;
I want you to take one look at this bougie himbo, one fucking look,
And tell me who in their right mind would believe this man is the goddamned Batman.
He is too pretty. Too well put together. Too big a himbo. Too covered in fucking camera crews and groupies to ever pull it off. No one would ever even fucking consider this gem of a man could do it!
But he does and it works so fucking well.
And, oh my God, it's my new favorite thing.
You're post was missing this crucial detail.
This is exactly who Brucie Wayne should be!
THIS is the kind of man who BREAKS BRAINS when he reveals his identity to them. If Oliver Queen doesn’t sit blank faced staring at nothing, mumbling nonsensically under his breath for 10-30 minutes upon The Reveal, it’s just not correct okay?
Bruce Wayne's reality show is better than any existing reality show from our universe.
I lost my shit at “bougie himbo”
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gettingvetted
The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off
The spy is following me as I walk down the street. I bob in and out of shops. Pause and accelerate my pace randomly. Stop to tie my shoe so he loses sight of me. I stay perfectly out of his reach. This is all due to being sleep deprived, confused, hungry, and lost
The spy freezes my bank account. I do not notice for three weeks and only because Netflix sends me an email about non-payment
The spy chasing me does a stakeout at my house. After 4 days of trying to match my sleeping pattern he has to call HQ for backup
What did you do that requires a spy to follow you so thoroughly?
Honestly I have no idea. My best guess is that it's a misunderstanding
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vet-and-wild
This week on #Fat Bear Friday, she may not be the chonkiest but Bear 399 has beat all the odds and all 4 of her children are all ready to set out on their own next spring it looks like.
More pics here
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puchun
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