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imakemywings

“more dangerous and less wise” my ass gandalf guess who didn’t partake in any kinslaying? guess who didn’t challenge morgoth to a 1v1 and sauron to a sing-off? guess who didn’t blaze a path of destruction across middle-earth over a handful of gems and instead made a career of minding their own goddamn business that’s right, the wood elves

imakemywings

#thranduil drunk-texted this 

Thranduil drunk-said this at Rivendell next time he was in town for the Conference of People in Arda with Some Power to Do Things and Elrond regretted not keeping a tighter lock on the wine cellar

meadowlarkx

#Oh I’m less wise than the Noldor Gandalf?#Than the fucking Noldor?#Did you ever MEET Celegorm?#Do you REMEMBER the duel with Morgoth?#I’m more dangerous?#dangerously close to bitch-slapping you maybe (stealing tags from @imakemywings )

imakemywings

#sometimes the 3rd age was rlly just elrond and thranduil holding middle earth together with 2 paperclips and a hair band (x)

accurate

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noirandchocolate

The first words read by the young Lu-Tze when he sought perplexity in the dark, teeming, rain-soaked city of Ankh-Morpork were ‘Rooms For Rent, Very Reasonable.’  And he was glad of it.

–Terry Pratchett, “Thief of Time”
(illustration by Paul Kidby taken from “The Ankh-Morpork Archives”)

(Time for the diary about many kinds of monks and their paths of wisdom!)

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