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morallydiseased lizziedoesvetpath
penfairy

Can I be honest, I think if we went back in time and told that “MYRRH-DER” “*gasp* Judas! No!” joke to a group of medieval peasants they would completely and utterly lose their shit. They would be grabbing each other and crying with laughter. idk I just love the thought of a joke created through a modern, 21st century medium being accessible and enjoyable for devout practising Catholics hundreds of years ago

mentallybrokengay

You’d be burned as a heretic, but sure, imagine they’d laugh.

penfairy

No, you really wouldn’t.

When I wrote this post I specifically had in mind the liturgical plays enjoyed by medieval folks, especially from the 14th century onwards. These plays were once performed at liturgies, in Latin, under the direction of the priest or bishop, but later became plays that were enjoyed on the village green, recited in English, and performed and produced by players. Gradually, more and more comedic and farcical elements crept into the plays, because that’s what audiences loved and demanded.

They would tell the lives of saints and Bible stories such as the Fall of Man, Noah’s Ark and the Nativity. Because plays were enjoyed at carnivals and because religious spirit and merrymaking aren’t incompatible, certain characters became humorous and stereotyped. For example, Noah’s wife was a shrew who would smack her husband to get him into the ark, Herod was a ludicrous, blustering tyrant and poor old Joseph was particularly derided and used as comic relief, especially in the Nativity plays. Apparently, being cuckolded by God was not the way to appeal to a medieval man, though he would gain respect after the Reformation.

In the context that medieval peasants watched and loved ribald and slightly irreverent liturgical plays, something that would later evolve into the English stage as we know it in Shakespeare, it is entirely accurate and harmless to think that during a Nativity play the last wise man might say “I bring thee myrr…” and after Jospeh has thanked him, he would unmask to reveal his red hair (sorry guys Judas was ginger) and exclaim “MYRR-DRE!” causing Joseph to gasp and cry “JUDAS!! NAY!!” and probably trip over himself falling backwards, to the unparalleled surprise and delight of the devout medieval peasants who, guess what, still have a damn sense of humour.

lostsometime

i read some medieval mystery plays this semester. there’s one where mary, having pregnancy cravings, is like “oh, husband, won’t you go get me some cherries from that tree there?”

and joseph basically says “eh, that tree is really tall and I don’t want to. how about you ask the guy that got you knocked up to get you the cherries?”

and the tree ~miraculously bends down~~ so she can eat them

and joseph is like “well shit”

greatshell-rider

realistic brain: as a human-bot construct whose body doesn’t rely on many human functions and as a secunit frequently portrayed as used to/most comfortable when remaining still, it makes sense that murderbot relaxing around its human friends would likely decide not to perform actions designed to make humans comfortable around it, like small movements and other physical body language motions

brain that goes brrrr: murderbot stims while watching media and while once restricted to keeping its reactions to itself as it grows more relaxed around humans it’s eventually able to stim in more noticeable ways and gets more comfortable doing so the more live shows/plays it attends

once again filling buckets and buckets with emotions over murderbot murderbot diaries murderbot i do not remember which one i use to tag 😎 it's like. no yeah i know murderbot wouldn't stim. BUT. it deserves to. as a fuckin treat after all the shit it's gone through
makingqueerhistory makingqueerhistory
makingqueerhistory

“Instead of going to bed at ten, we go out and stroll about among the trees for a while. She, being also Irish, does not succumb to my arts as the unsuspecting and literal Englishwoman does; but we get on together all the better, repairing bicycles, talking philosophy and religion… or, when we are in a mischievous or sentimental humor, philandering shamelessly and outrageously.”

George Bernard Shaw on Charlotte Payne Townshend
(via makingqueerhistory)

yamisnuffles racketghost
bulletproofheartmp3

Isn't it amazing that we have a preferred side of the bed and then we meet someone whose side of the bed is the other one and when we sleep together its perfect. And then we invented hand-holding that serves no real purpose other than being close and bring comfort. And then maybe we meet someone that eats the parts of the food we don't like. Isn't it amazing how we keep finding new ways to fit ourselves in and around the people we love?

cosmictuesdays intosnarkness
glumshoe

Theoretically I don’t object to the idea of Harley Quinn moving away from The Joker’s influence and having that reflected in her costume, but that’s… not what her character designers have done. They’ve dropped the clown theme for a design based on a skimpy cheerleading uniform in the same colors as her traditional costume. If Harley’s costume change is supposed to reflect a new idependence, it shouldn’t be based on her old costume at all and should be something new and cool to represent self-reinvention, not just “we didn’t think the clown theme was sexy enough to sell to a modern audience”.

HOWEVER. You know what would be fun? If Harley decided to out-clown the Joker and steal his theme from him. Commit to the act in a way he never could and actually take up classes on clowning and physical comedy. Become Dr. Harley Quinn, the DCU’s leading expert on being a clown. When people think “the clown from Gotham” they don’t think of The Joker at all. That would be sweet, sweet revenge that I would love to read.

brawltogethernow

“The clown from Gotham.” “Which one?” “The one who knows what she’s doing.”

“It’s that clown again.” “I thought he was in Metropolis this week?” “Clown as in clown, not clown as in embarrassment to humanity.” “Oh, the doctor.”

phoenixyfriend

Doctor Clown

brawltogethernow

(nodding) Doctor Clown.

dubiousculturalartifact

Harley Quinn showing up to clown school and *committing 1000%*, just so she can use ‘i betcha you never even went to clown school’ as a sick burn, sometime

sincerely-mrstranger

She could even go so far as to get certified via egg with the Clown Egg Register that marks her as a genuine and official Clown. Which will make her a much more legit clown that Joker ever could be.

skypirateking

I’d read this comic.

intosnarkness

I need 10k words of Harley Quinn getting a PhD from Clown School so she can be Dr. Doctor Clown