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azriacrow asked:

Dear Mr Gaiman,

Simple ask here truly. I'm not sure if you've answered this but we've seen that Crowely has an apartment with a bed so that's where he lives however Aziraphale only has a bookshop. Does he perhaps have the upper floors as a house. If not where does Aziraphale live?

Wait and, well, at least see a lot more of the bookshop, and come to your own conclusions.

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simodelaranja asked:

Hello! :) I was re-watching GO for the ??th time, as one does, and there's this scene in ep. 2 where we see crowley from behind for a second, and I may be wrong but to me it really doesn't look like the back of david tennant's head, and the hair kind of looks like a wig. Am I imagining things?

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neil-gaiman answered:

You aren’t. That was his stand-in. I have no idea why (Douglas would know). Possibly because people might have thought that there would be demon-monster-head VFX on the back of the head as well. I do remember getting grumpy in the edit, and being disappointed we didn’t have David in that shot, but that was the first week or so of shooting, and Good Omens had not yet bcome the smooth-running machine it is today.

lonewolfshowlings

If I were to speculate, I imagine it might be a wages issue. If it was Tennant in that scene, the studio would have ended up spending a lot more to have him in that scene than just his body double.

neil-gaiman

You don’t pay actors per scene. And he’s in that scene – we’ve seen him from the front already…

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here-i-lie asked:

Hi, Mr. Gaiman. I’m a huge fan of your work and I really look up to you. I’m a writer (I hope to publish novels like you one day) and something really upsetting happened recently. I was hoping you could please give me some words of wisdom.

I wrote a fiction piece that has really explicit stuff in it (like, sex scenes and things of that nature). I published it online anonymously and was only comfortable with people reading it who didn’t know me personally. Then today I learned that my mom had found my account and read it. She is only saying supportive things about how good my writing is, but I am absolutely mortified and feel violated and extremely embarrassed that she read that subject matter from me. I don’t know what to do. How did you / do you cope with the idea that people read work of yours that can have explicit / embarrassing subject matter? I’m really upset and confused, and I would greatly appreciate some guidance.

I remember realising that my dad had read a story of mine with a lot of sex in it, as he said something about it. I was 24 and mortified. But then, whenever I’d write anything with sex in I’d have shadowy parents and elderly family looking over my shoulder, at least in my imagination.

It took a long time to banish my parents from my head when I wrote, and about the time I managed it I realised that my real life children were getting old enough to read what I had written and that brought with its own set of embarrassing problems.

And now I’m old and I figure that if someone is going to read what I’ve written that’s not my worry. My job as a writer is to make the best stories I can, ones I’m proud of and stand behind, and to send them out into the world. Some of them will have sex in, or weirder. Caveat lector: let the reader beware.

You’re writing things you’re proud of. That’s good. You don’t want people to know you’re writing them — that’s your right. If you don’t want them to read them, you need to hide them better in future. One day you may not mind anyone reading your stories. But that’s not yet. But it’s something for you to look forward to.

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Good Omens Season 2 - The Nice and Accurate Summary of everything we know so far

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All of the official info we got about Good Omens season 2 in one place (for the unofficial stuff, like photos of the shooting I’ve got the gos2unofficial tag).

How long has S2 been in the making, plans, and the  possibility of S3:

Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman started planning sequel to the book in 1989 - even before it has been published. But because they careers took off and they had an ocean in the  between them, it was never realized it in the 90s. In 2005 they made another plans to write in a year or so but in 2007 Terry was diagnosed with Alzheimer so again the the plans did not come into fruition. 

In 2010 Terry and Neil agreed to let people go forward with making Good Omens as a TV show, they talked about the shape of the show as a whole and where it would go.

The purpose of the second season is to finish the story which Neil and Terry planned. 

The sequel planned in 1989 is a hypothetical Season 3. Season 2 is how we get from the end of Season 1 to the place where we could start Season 3.

Neil stared plotting the second season in 2018, a year before the first season came out.

Three seasons is the plan - as Neil said ‘if Amazon and the BBC are up for the third’.

Cast and crew:

The casting begun in March 2020 with Suzanne Smith as the casting director.

Writing: Neil Gaiman and co-writer John Finnemore, with also Cat Clarke, Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman writing minisodes.

Showrunners: Neil Gaiman and Douglas Mackinnon (who directed and executive produced the first season) are going to co-showrun.

Executive producers: Neil Gaiman, Douglas Mackinnon, Rob Wilkins, John Finnemore and Josh Cole (BBC Studios Productions’ Head of Comedy).

Music: David G. Arnold, S1 music composer is returning

Director of photography: Gavin Finney is returning.

Production: BBC Studios Productions, Amazon Studios, Narrativia and The Blank Corporation

The opening titles: are again being made by the Peter Anderson Studio

Cast

  • Returning:
    • David Tennant as Crowley
    • Michael Sheen as Aziraphale
    • Jon Hamm as Gabriel
    • Doon Mackichan as Michael
    • Gloria Obianyo as Uriel
    • Also returning are: Paul Adeyefa (Disposable Demon in S1), Miranda Richardson (Madame Tracy in S1), Michael McKean (Shadwell in S1), Nina Sosanya (Sister Mary Loquacious in S1), Maggie Service (Sister Theresa Garrulous in S1), Reece Shearsmith (Shakespeare in S1), while some of them will reprise their roles, some of them will play new characters. Their characters will be revealed later.
  • New:
    • Liz Carr as Saraqael, an angel you don’t want to mess with
    • Quelin Sepulveda as angel Muriel
    • Shelley Conn as ‘a key character from Hell‘
    • Abigail Lawrie

Who is not returning is Paul Chahidi (Sandalphon in S1) because he was unfortunately shooting something something else in the time they’d need him. Neil said: Fingers crossed for Season 3.

When and where does the filming takes place:

The filming started on the 18th October 2021, for eighteen weeks with three weeks hiatus over Christmas, until the 11th March 2022.

The entire second season is being shot in Scotland - it’s based in Bathgate and the Central Belt of Scotland.

A big set was built in the studio in Bathgate to include for example Aziraphale’s Soho. 

Outside the studio they were so far filming in the Edinburgh Inverleith Park, Stirling and Old Stirling Town Cemetary, Hopetown House, Dumbarton, Edinburgh Stockbridge and Edinburgh Circus Lane.

How many episodes will S2 have

Six episodes.

When will it come out:

No release date yet, but the first season took 16 months from the start of shooting… so perhaps the second quarter of 2023?

The plot:

  • From Neil’s blog: There are so many questions people have asked about what happened next (and also, what happened before) to our favourite Angel and Demon. Here are, perhaps, some of the answers you’ve been hoping for. As Good Omens continues, we will be back in Soho, and all through time and space, solving a mystery which starts with one of the angels wandering through a Soho street market with no memory of who they might be, on their way to Aziraphale’s bookshop. (Although our story actually begins about five minutes before anyone had got around to saying “Let there be Light”.)
  • From Neil’s instagram: Game on! There are mysteries, histories, secrets revealed and Something Too Terrible To Be Revealed on the way. Also a cardboard box.
  • From the BBC website: The new season will explore storylines that go beyond the original source material to illuminate the uncanny friendship between Aziraphale, a fussy angel and rare book dealer, and the fast-living demon Crowley. Having been on Earth since The Beginning and with the Apocalypse thwarted, Aziraphale and Crowley are getting back to easy living amongst mortals in London’s Soho when an unexpected messenger presents a surprising mystery.
  • Neil said that ‘It will be set all over the world.Or at least, it leaves Soho occasionally. Sort of.
  • When Neil was asked for some out of the context spoilers he answered: Wouldn’t you rather just go in ready to be surprised, impressed, upset, delighted, confused and amazed? - 6 adjectives, 6 episodes… perhaps they fit together?
  • We will learn more about Aziraphale’s Soho, more about the bookshop and how the books are filed and more about the Bentley’s music.  We’ll see inside the coffee shop across the street. Tea will be drunk in the bookshop, and so will cocoa.
  • There will be a duck-feeding scene.
  • Neil said: In this season we get to have new adventures with old friends, to solve some extremely mysterious mysteries, and we encounter some entirely new humans (living, dead, and otherwise), angels, and demons. 
  • Neil implied that the building opposite the bookshop is a pub.
  • Neil shared this small piece of the script saying: Aziraphale: … of the…ave you… / Crowley: Not one. / Aziraphale: Oh good. / Crowley: …
  • Neil about S2: It’s set in 2023. And there have definitely been lockdowns. There are a lot of tourists and people in Soho, some of whom wear face-masks and most of whom don’t.
  • There is Sandwich.
  • There will be more on why Aziraphale has problem with French.
  • There will be “minisodes” – stories that begin and end within a larger episode, ones that dive into history: a solo-story set in biblical times (by John Finnimore), in Victorian times in Edinburgh - our favourite angel and demon get into a wee bit of a pickle there (by Cat Clarke) and a story in London during the blitz (by Jeremy Dyson and Andy Nyman).

The fennec foxes

In August 2021 Neil said to an ask: In Season 1 of Good Omens, the part of a demon named Crowley was played by actor David Tennant. Budget cuts in Season 2 mean that the part of Crowley in Season 2 will be shared between a glove puppet, a dear friend of the production manager’s named, I believe, Raoul, and five trained fennec foxes wearing an overcoat. Why fennec foxes? We figured nobody would notice the difference.

This joke keeps growing since then - We will make the fennec foxes ginger by special effects. Or perhaps just put the gingerest one on the top. - with wonderful fan art, comparisons and we learned from Neil that David will actually be there as a stuntman and will be set on fire to protect the foxes: For actual death-defying stunts we’ll have the actual David Tennant come in for the day and risk life and limb for us. I can promise that there will be no pyrotechnics anywhere near the fennec foxes. Apart from anything else, there are rules about that sort of thing on set. Whenever you see Crowley burning, it will be a lovely Scottish actor named David Tennant who will be in for the day in order to be set on fire, struck by lightning, immolated, or otherwise hurled into the blazing heart of an inferno. He seems to quite enjoy it.

You can check my five fennec foxes tag :).

Promos:

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Selection of promo and bts photos:

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joyandotherstories asked:

Hello and thank you for your engagement with fans! Andy Nyman’s tweet today noted that we would see his Good Omens minisode “later in the year.” Since we are all under the impression that Good Omens S2 won’t release until 2023, does that mean that one or more minisodes might be released alone in 2022, as sort of a “first look?” Or was Mr. Nyman simply being optimistic about the S2 release date? (In any case, we are excited to see the new season whenever it releases!) Thank you!

Andy was optimistic.

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[ID: a tag reading, “#don’t eat citrus if you have any mental health problems #the vitamin C is so bad for you” end ID]

losing my fucking mind over how people will come on here and say just the easiest to disprove absolutely inane lies. for no reason at all

stranger-nights-ahead

This is so funny because of how long a chain of telephone it is. The starting point is that grapefruit juice SPECIFICALLY can interact negatively with several mental health medications (notably, not amphetamines). Then this tumblr post* and MULTIPLE NEWS ARTICLES got popular, stating that consuming anything acidic (including vitamin C) within an hour of taking your ADHD meds would render them ineffective. In reality, a large dose of vitamin C taken directly with an amphetamine-based ADHD medication has the potential to cause a minor dampening effect, but has no effect on other ADHD meds

These presumably got filtered/combined into the idea that vitamin C is bad to take with ANY mental health meds, which then got turned into the idea that if you have mental health problems, scurvy may be right for you!

science information: <record scratch> THAT'S ME YOU MIGHT BE WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE okay i will fully admit that i bought into the 'orange juice is bad for amphetamines' scare until pharmdup debunked that myth but THIS is going too too far vitamin c amphetamines pharm interactions
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burimyuu

i forgot the furnace guy was coming today. right. so i answer the door and im in my dino pajamas right out of bed and when hes working on the furnace he fucking. he cuts his finger on the furnace. so i take him into the bathroom to do some first aid bc its looking pretty bad and i forgot about the fucking. shadow the hedgehog nice cock sign on my wall. so im standing there. cringing out of my mind. what an impression. youre maintenancing someones furnace qnd you hurt your finger and this person is very adamant about first aid protocol and you walk into their bathroom and just see this shit. what the fuck

ID: an image of a blue-ish green tiled bathroom wall with a paper taped behind the toilet. The paper has printed on it "NICE COCK" in all caps, superimposed over an image of shadow the hedgehog. End ID.ALT
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ID: A screenshot of a reblog from the tumblr notes of this post. The tags from tumblr user neonkoii read "#this reads like a 50k post. End ID.ALT

dont do this to me

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I personally saw this go from 500 to 7000 in a matter of hours

gallusrostromegalus

I have a friend who is an HVAC guy and I asked him once while he was fixing our furnace, what the weirdest thing he'd ever seen on the job was and he rattled off a dozen stories, including:

  • People answering the door naked
  • People answering the door in full gimp suits, having either been interrupted because they forgot the appointment (funny) or dressed up special for him (bad)
  • woman with 200+ cats (called animal control, later adopted one of the cats)
  • house full of rotting food and garbage
  • House expiriencing Major Structural Failure. "Ma'am we gotta leave the roof's about to fall in"
  • people who sit and watch him work without talking (talkers are fine, just don't get in the way. Silent people are either suspicious or horny)
  • "people leave dildoes and bongs other paraphenelia out all the time. like not on purpose. Just forgetful like. Mostly I worry about thier hygene."
  • That time the client had a heart attack while he was working there
  • That time a client went into labor while he was there
  • the guy with a basement dedicated to Alex Trebek/Jepoardy. "Like, it was perfectly clean. And really well done. He had a working board and stands n' shit. but like. Too many pics of Trebek, you know?"
  • Client that kept offering him Homemade Blood Sausage. "Not like hannibal, she was a little old lady from France, so it was an, whatsit, ethnic thing? Really nice of her. But also, no."

So I would like to reassure you that "NICE COCK" Shadow The Hedgehog is not the weirdest thing the guy saw that week, but it might have been the funniest.