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#this is genuinely so funny like #buddy  #how often did you think about buffy summers getting a research grant  #spike is just laying there in bed with dru and shes like idk dripping sexy candle wax on him #and hes like. dru. ducks. what if the slayer got a giant taser. wouldnt that be fucked up. [x]

+GIANT LASER WOULDN’T THAT BE FUCKED UP +dru’s like i have to break up with you you won’t stop talking about buffy’s ‘giant laser’ +the fact that he literally thinks she has anything to do with this +when her usual MO is piece of wood +is sooooo funny you are soooo silly and stupid king [x]

#also he’s met so many slayers! like not ‘when slayers got funding’ but buffy in particular #he heard about buffy using the rocket launcher and was like this bitch? this one’s going places [x]

spike knows shopping is one of buffy’s best skills give her a million dollars and she could put a vampire on the surface of the sun he was also there for the whole thing with the rocket launcher which has to have made an impression [x]

okay so in the time spike has known buffy: she killed angel. she put another slayer in a coma.  she subverted two apocali. and two (2) watchers left the council solely based on their support of her and she is literally still only 18 at this point like as far as he knows buffy is literally capable of anything just on the combo of strength. charisma. and pure stubbornness [x]

#lmao i mean #i’m with him #just like ‘oh crap she’s got funding’ #‘we’re fuckin screwed’ [x]

and hes right! i mean not literally bc buffy had nothing to do with this but still he is right to think she could have! [x]

#spike: if the slayer had money she’d probably lure demons into a research facility and poke at us #i mean… where does he think she’s getting this funding? this man knows nothing about the council [x]

no but like i want to be on the institutional review board that gets buffy’s funding proposals who would give her a grant for vampire slaying? i just got the weirdest mental image of spike showing up to a conference to go over funding proposals in one of those disguises you know with the glasses and the big nose and the moustache trying to aggressively get her proposal denied because of like grammatical issues i don’t think there’s extensive enough documentation on her financial allocation if this budget justification was any flimsier it would be wet tissue paper there’s a clear conflict of interest here and do we have the paperwork that it’s a drug free workplace because those witches’ brews can be a slippery slope [x]

but also can you imagine him getting a little self-righteous about her /not/ having funding?like 'in this day and age the council ought to be throwing money at her’'those uptight pricks have got to have a handle on the stock market’'it’d be bad for us if she did’'but what a challenge! a slayer with money!’and i mean he does not like buffy at this pointhe is saying this purely because he’s oxford educated and has a chip on his shoulder [x]

and in the meantime buffy’s like   i have three dollars [x]

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