morallydiseased
vaspider
i complimented an old lady customer’s little round glasses and she said “why thank you! someone told me they had a ‘steampunk look’. i haven’t been called a punk in a long time, much less a steamy one!” i’m flatlining
This is so pure
A New definition of steampunk has been made 🙌🏼
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mayasbishops
THE EXPANSE - ‘Redoubt’, 6.04
“Track me down and kill me if you can. It doesn’t matter anymore. I will always be the one who took back what you stole. Camina Drummer did this to you. Live shamed, and die empty.”
talesfromtreatment
followthebluebell
Just got to pull a freshly laundered dog testicle out of the dryer. I love my job. XD
Just found the other testicle still in the washing machine.
OP what the fuck
Welcome to the joyous wonders you get to experience as a veterinary technician! :D
this is why you’ve always got to check your pockets BEFORE shoving things into the laundry. i know it takes time but come on. no vending machine in the world is going to accept a dog testicle that’s been through the washing machine AND the dryer.
Fortunately these were the washer and dryer at work XD
scoutandcowpany
shitsngiggles666 asked:
Your landlord is ok with you bringing in a diarr stricken calf into your apartment?!? Not saying it’s a bad thing it’s just I know of people who won’t let thier tenants keep fish tanks
No lol they don’t know
scoutandcowpany
weaponizedhorse asked:
Can we get a picture of the cow in your bathtub pretty please
Under the multiple towels are 5-6 hot water bottles
prose-n-scripts
turtletotem
You were born of a sacrilegious union. Your green dragon mom never figured the knight she seduced while masquerading as a noblewoman was a silver dragon in disguise. You’d no idea either, born a human orphan. When your dragon blood awoke, so did the dangers which all your heritage entails.
“I was born half dragon.”
“Oh shit, what’s the other half?”
“Different dragon.
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weirdchristmas
arcticflakes
