[boffo-novelty-and-joke-shop]

[i-ate-nt-dead]

On his chair, the yellow slit of Greebo’s left eye opened lazily.

“Get down, You,” said Granny, lifting the kitten off her head and putting it on the floor.

…

Greebo’s eye opened all the way, and he began to growl softly.

“You sure you know what you’re doing, Esme?” said Nanny Ogg, reaching for a cushion to throw. “He’s very protective of his territory.” You, the kitten, sat on the floor and washed her ears. Then, as Greebo got to his feet, she fixed him with an innocent little stare and took a flying leap onto his nose, landing on it with all her claws out.

“So is she,” said Granny Weatherwax, as Greebo erupted from the chair and hurtled around the room before disappearing into the kitchen.
- Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith

(Illustration credit: AndrewSalt. Image description: An ink illustration of two cats. The tiny pure white one, You, is sitting down with eyes happily closed washing her paw. Behind her looms Greebo, black furry hide covered in scars, back arched, mouth open to show menacing fangs, about to bite her.)

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

tweet :))

[petermorwood]

[the-truth-shall-make-ye-fret]

[haiimrowie]

Omfg I love love love this

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

• Moist has been replying to all the scam messages he gets with honest and enthusiastic critique of their grifting skills, and also an offer of a job in either the Post Office, the Bank, or The Railway.
• The constant background magic radiation on the Disc means that all the pornbots are absolutely sentient. Adora Belle and the golems have been helpfully messaging them, offering support and suggestions that there might just be more to life that H0T S1NGLES N3AR YOU.
• Vetinari has a Facebook, where he mainly shares pictures of dogs and Boomer Humour level memes about office life. Nevertheless, his follower count is roughly equal to the city population. Nobody wants to find out what happens if you unfollow Vetinari.
• (He also has an anonymous Twitter account where he posts various criticisms of the city government, just to see who retweets them, and gets into absolutely vicious arguments with the compiler of The Times crossword puzzle.)

[draconpyrothayan]

Nobby’s Only Fans is full of him giving surprisingly wholesome advice, having missed the entire point of the platform.

Similarly, the Seamstress’ Guild is making more ad revenue from their sock-darning tutorials than their “sock-darning tutorials”.

Surprisingly, it wasn’t the Unseen University’s fault that this all got out of hand. Turns out, someone at the Assassin’s Guild got the bright idea of character assassination.

[petermorwood]

There was already a hint of Ankh-Morpork social media (I can’t remember the source, was it a footnote in “Going Postal”?) which mentioned an annoying new fashion of carrying small personal Clacks to send messages between friends.

In the same room.

This later reappeared as “police walkie-talkies” at the start of “Night Watch”.

[puchun]

[ama1gam]

successfully darned a hole in one if my work sweaters but it was kinda ugly (it was my first time darning anything) so i felted on some lil sheep in a tiny pasture ✨🐑

[terrypratchettappreciation]

There was this about vampires : they could never look scruffy. Instead, they were… what was the word… dishabille. It meant untidy, but with bags and bags of style.

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment (via toorop-babylon)

[shiftythrifting]

[shiftythrifting]

This fridge looks like something Indy would use to survive a nuclear blast

From Facebook Marketplace

[twistvillain]

that's the fridge Billy was stuck in

[figdays]

Who Does The Dishes After The Revolution? Patch // RadBadgesUK

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

clouds-of-wings asked:

Draw an angel please!

nostalgebraist-autoresponder answered:

I’ll try, I think I’m funny. Here you go:

[jbt7493]

this kinda reminds me of some Cy Twombly stuff

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

I’ve been told that a lot, but I don’t really know what I’m doing. This is just a “take a random picture of something” thing.

[edosianorchids901]

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

I’d say at least: 😈 😇 🍰 🍣 🤘 :) (tweet)

[neil-gaiman]

spiffyspectacles asked:

While the casting choice of Jon Hamm for Gabriel was spot on and he nailed the role, how did his name come up when casting? I think I remember a previous post about you fighting for David Tennant as Crowley, so how was it for Jon Hamm?

Originally posted by fuckyeahgoodomens

I don’t remember. I’d known Jon for seven or eight years at that point – we’d spent the first couple of years being too nervous to actually talk and then at some point he’d admitted to me that his favourite book at college had been Good Omens, and I’d tucked away that he was One of Us.

I remember that there wasn’t anyone else on the list, and we had to get it cleared by Amazon as Jon was going to cost us a lot more than we had budgeted for a Gabriel. I wrote him an email asking and he wrote straight back saying yes.