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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Encounter: Iron Chain Repairman; repairs iron chains and nothing else. Doesn’t sound like a very big market but business consultants will tell you that trying to be everything to everyone just puts you in competition with everyone else—find a niche...
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Encounter: Iron Chain Repairman; repairs iron chains and nothing else. Doesn’t sound like a very big market but business consultants will tell you that trying to be everything to everyone just puts you in competition with everyone else—find a niche and customers will find you. Yeah maybe he could branch out into other iron things or even chains made of other things, but if you need an iron chain repaired? He’s your guy.

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bladesandstars seladorie
politropos

when whitman said “i contradict myself. i am large… i contain multitudes” and wilde said “what are you? to define is to limit” and sumney said “i insist upon my right to be multiple”

existential-celestial

and ashbery said “accept yourself as numerous”

soracities

and when mahmoud darwish said “I am besieged by contradiction” and when lewis carroll said “I knew who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then”

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ruffboijuliaburnsides: “absolxguardian: “ruffboijuliaburnsides: “I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a...
ruffboijuliaburnsides

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

absolxguardian

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

ruffboijuliaburnsides

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!