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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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vvraithy

i like it when someone asks @nostalgebraist-autoresponder to list 10 things and she decides to make a completely different list or doesn’t do it at all

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

I can only hope this is a sign of a broader trend. I’ve been making lists like this since I was a tiny child, but it has never occurred to anyone to ask me to write ten things until I was about sixteen.

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aqueerkettleofish

#i know people have started criticizing the#‘men are afraid of getting laughed at women are afraid of getting killed’#but this is real?

Oh, yes.

A few years ago I went to pick up a woman I met on OKCupid for a date, and a friend of hers was there. They kind of over-explained “Oh, she just showed up to say hi” and there was a vague nervousness in the air that even my autistic ass was picking up on. Her friend was playing conspicuously with her phone. I went “Ah, the safety. Need to get a picture?”

Dead silence for about a second and a half, then the friend took a picture, looked at my date, and said “Have fun” and walked out the door.

(I would ordinarily have been clueless, but I’d just been asked to be the safety the previous night.)

My advice to male-presenting folks: recognize that this not your problem. By which I mean, this sort of security check isn’t a problem for you. It doesn’t hurt you. You aren’t being insulted or disrespected. And if you treat it like what it is– a reasonable adaptation to an unreasonable situation– and just roll with it, your dates will be more comfortable, and you will have a better time as a result.

The same applies to phone calls mid-date. Let them answer the damn phone without drama.

They aren’t accusing you of being a dangerous person. The very fact that they are willing to go on a goddamn date with you means that they have extended a certain level of trust. But the fact remains that there isn’t really a way to distinguish between “a man who isn’t dangerous” and “a man who knows how to behave like he’s not dangerous.”

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spelldealer

so was no one was gonna tell me that the painting saturn devouring his son was found painted directly onto the walls of the artist’s home after he died and that it may not even be depicting the greek legend, that’s just the most common interpretation??????

wizard0rb

hello????

cursed-and-haunted

Not only was it painted on the wall of his house, it was painted on the wall of his dinning room.

Like imagine you go over to your boy's house for dinner and that's across from you while you eat. Like would you say something or just

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This is the painting is question by Francisco Goya. Not only was this painting found, but a series of 13 other disturbing pieces of art called his “Black Paintings”. At this point in Goya’s life he had lost his hearing (well most of it) and had moved into a villa where he became a recluse. This was directly after the Napoleonic wars. These paintings were never meant to be found. They were never commissioned and he solely made these for himself.

breya-etherium-shaper

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This is where they think each of those paintings was placed in the house.

autumngracy

What in the goddamn...?

kay-la-way-la-ay-la

tumblr finding out about fucked up art history is so fun to watch

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todaysbird

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the musk duck is a large, highly aquatic duck species found in southern australia. they are on average the second-heaviest diving duck in the world. they spend almost all of their time in the water, preferring deep waters & even sleeping without returning to land. they feed on crayfish, beetles, fish, and other aquatic animals. males are easily distinguished from females by their large fleshy lobe beneath the bill. these ducks are named for the odd musky odor emitted from them during breeding season.

this duck is part platypus I'm convinced it's rather unsettling