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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

*applying a generous spray of magical spells in aerosol form with pungent oils & delightful perfumes into your general vicinity* and what animal would you be if you couldnt be an american mink -or a bullshark- we have covered sea and land - do you have an aerial critter or preferred bird you would like to shapeshift into? (and yes- it can totally be any sky faring creature from any time so it could be an extinct animal or a dinosaur)

*sneezes violently directly into your face* I’d quite like to be a northern gannet, I think

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The room had been part of the library until the magic had drifted through, violently reassembling the possibility particles of everything in its path. So it was reasonable to assume that the small purple newts has been part of the floor and the pineapple custard may once have been some books.
And several of the wizards later swore that the small sad orang outang sitting in the middle of it all looked very much like the head librarian.

Terry Pratchett / The Light Fantastic

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