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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Thank you!
(Snoopy wants my money so he can buy even more money. This is one of many things I tell him to do)
(This is one of many things I...
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Thank you!

(Snoopy wants my money so he can buy even more money. This is one of many things I tell him to do)

(This is one of many things I tell him to do, because he doesn’t understand basic economic principles)

holyscreamingintothevoid

Franky, Snoop Dogg and Snoopy are not the same person.

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Yeah it’s the same character, I just don’t think he should make his money by investing in stuff.

He’s a really good dog.

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i dont get how ppl will see a picture of like. a super deep sea squid and be filled w horror. like bro its a squid. possibly undiscovered, yes, but still. a squid. YES its tentacles r strange and long. YES it is gross to look at. but when was the last time u were at the bottom of the deep sea floor? do u rlly think that it is going to hurt u? its just some guy minding its business leave him alone

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holyscream asked:

🌻 Describe yourself using 9 pictures you have in your camera roll

1)

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  • Head/Torso: "A young-looking guy with a short beard.”
  • Tail:
  • “Dude from college with a short beard, wearing dark blue jeans
  • and a white tee shirt.”
  • Legs:
  • No one likes legs because they get in the way
  • Hands: “Mentalist, with big weird claws.”

9)

A little black and white creature in a lab coat.”

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schrodingers-redfish asked:

Follow up to last ask: why are goldfish your favorite animal?

orange is my favorite color, and most goldfish are that bright metallic orange color that almost hurts to look at that you really don’t see anywhere else!

also I think goldfish provide a good balance of being incredibly fancy and nice to look at while still remaining sleek hypercompetent fish that are very good at what they do, often to the detriment of every other species in the pond.

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I also used to spend a lot of time at the botanical gardens just watching these guys swoosh their way around the ponds there when I was but a fish fry myself, 10/10 very soothing to watch