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foxholemonster asked:
Can you guess my horrible son's age?
Your son has the MOST UNIQUE face shape I think I have ever seen on a cat. The third picture is an endless delight of “wtf is that muzzle shape are you secretly a dog?”
An Adult for sure. Possibly on the older end? But that face shape is throwing me for a loop and has altered locations that I use to help guess age.
montereybayaquarium
mbari-blog
Another planetary lap of the sunfish starting off right
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betasuppe asked:
Genuinely interested what age you'd guess for my Soapy! They gave me a very wide age range when I adopted him & not sure exactly how old he might be... what do you think??🤔🤔🤔
An Adult, but on the older end. It looks like he may have some super-eruption of the upper canine teeth going on. Between 7 and 12, probably. If you haven’t done any routine labwork before now, it’s time to start as he is in that age range. Please pet his magnificent whiskers for me.
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sleepy-dragons asked:
How bout guessing for these two girlies? Claire and Bee (Beelzebub)
I’d say these are both on the older end of An Adult. Orange girl has a little bit of color change spots in the iris, but not terribly much. Your black kitty is the older of the two, I’d say, and definitely edging towards Ancient as Fuck - she’s narrow and appears to have some muscle atrophy in the hind legs in that standing photo (that straight line of light highlight is her femur). If you haven’t done bloodwork recently, I recommend it.
knithacker
How to Crochet a Beverage Cozy Mitten - So Unique and the Pattern is Free! 👉 https://buff.ly/2u8lxiH
otomegam
Creation of character with a mix of style of neon genesis evangelion, metroid and ghist in the shell
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perigone asked:
for your consideration: my roommate's fosters silly (tuxedo cat) and homie (black cat). we know homie's older but not much else, and they both have balding eyebrows!
Silly appears to be An Young Adult. Probably even under a year yet just based on size and face shape. Homie is a solidly middle-aged adult. No age-related changes to face shape are apparent yet, so anywhere between 3 and 10 (cats age gracefully which makes aging irritating sometimes).
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ephemeraltea
ephemeraltea asked:
if you're guessing cat ages, i have two for you!
their names are Shep and Calypso!
talesfromtreatment answered:
I had to scroll through 10 pages of asks to get back to this one D:
Aaaanyways. Both your cats are, obvious, An Adults. The tortie looks far closer to Ancient as Fuck than An Young Adult. Your medium hair is the Most Regal Bastard Ever and I want to steal them. Like seriously. I would put that one at the younger end of An Adult.
Shep is, in fact, Ancient as Fuck; she's 17! she looks god in the face every morning and dares them.
Calypso is the most photogenic motherfucker. She's 9 and has no idea what "adulthood" is. you might have to fistfight my sister if you tried steal her cuddle buddy
Shep looks fantastic for her age. She and Betty White clearly had the same morning ritual. Calypso is a perfect example of how ageless adult cats can be.
dxmedstudent
stretchlibbey
have y’all seen that nasa pic of the earth with the sun behind it on the night time side it really really fucked me up my own soul became solid and like………….. weeped!
who wouldn’t see this and then look deeply into their own emotional playing field to see what improvements could be made purely inspired by the vulnerable earth. this is the face of all literal gods
That ball of shiny blue
Houses everybody anybody ever knew
-Chris Hadfield, “I.S.S. (Is Somebody Singing)”
ladyyatexel
Did I mention that I got to buy all of my medication that I’ve been going without for months because of you guys? 💖 because that was definitely a big event that happened
Three month supply! Finally I have my anxiety and insomnia meds back. In a few days I might even out and sleep normally I’m so excited
arcticflakes
