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Ducks as a Sign of Adaptational Drift: a Case Study

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nikkiscarlet

. . . I'm all in favour of moving away from Harmless uwu Softboi Fandom Crowley (Gods, please), but in fairness, the duck didn't die in the book. Crowley definitely could have drowned it, but he stopped when Aziraphale chided him for it, and the duck was, ultimately, merely angered.


"Sorry," said Crowley. "I was forgetting myself." The duck bobbed angrily to the surface.

- Good Omens 2019 Corgi edition, p. 44 (bolding mine)


I've always taken that as basically Crowley playing a Demonic Dad Joke -style prank on Aziraphale, if I'm honest. Aziraphale was the one who tossed the bread that Crowley miracled to sink the duck. Crowley knew Aziraphale would see the duck go down. He knew Aziraphale would figure out pretty quickly what had transpired. He knew Aziraphale wouldn't stand for any real harm coming to the duck. He stopped as soon as Aziraphale reacted, because he got the reaction he was looking for.

. . . And he also probably got a little demonic work done in the process by adding one angrier duck to the world.

It's actually kind of a foreshadow to the paintball gun/real gun prank he plays later (in both the book and the show), although that one was less of him making a joke and more of him making a point. Both are targeted more at Aziraphale than the victims. Real creatures do get harmed in the process, but he stops short of killing anybody. "Wouldn't be any fun, otherwise."

I maintain that book!Crowley and TV!Crowley really aren't all that different, personality-wise. They're both pranksters, they both tend to step a little over the line on the "confuse, don't abuse" rule of pranking, at least where it comes to everyone who isn't Aziraphale. But both still do love humanity and all of Earth's creatures, in their own way, and while his victims walk away a little more miserable than when he found them, he still ensures that they can walk away from what happens to them, and choose to find happiness later on, in spite of what happened to them.

. . . He wants the world to understand his own experiences.

wotwotleigh-prime

I was never sure whether the duck actually died and then Crowley immediately revived it (as he did later with Aziraphale’s dove), or if he just gave it a good scare. Either way, I’m glad my incredibly silly comic has inspired some excellent, thoughtful meta. :D

nikkiscarlet

Ooh, fair point — there might have been a parallel to the dead dove!

💗 Incredibly silly comic was fun and much enjoyed! I do tend to feel that a lot of the fandom reads extreme differences between the book and the show that I really don’t think are there, but my aim really is more to just talk about why I feel that way, so I hope the meta didn’t come across too snotty or anything. I really did like the comic. 🥰

wotwotleigh-prime

Haha, not at all! :D Your meta is awesome. I enjoy seeing all the different iterations and interpretations of these characters, and I’m fascinated by the way the lens of an adaptation can change how a character comes across. There are layers upon layers of interpretation going on, and it can almost become like a game of telephone. I have no strong convictions about which form of Crowley is best (beyond my own personal preferences), but I love talking about this stuff and I love that this has gotten other people talking about it. ❤️

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the veterinary science students

  • an innate love for animals
  • always finding pet hair on your clothes
  • learning the non-verbal ways animals communicate that something is wrong
  • being unafraid to get your hands dirty
  • gaining expertise in a wide variety of animal physiologies
  • educating people on how to take proper care of pets and farm animals
  • comfortable sweaters with the sleeves rolled up past your elbows
  • studying anatomical diagrams
  • a deep appreciation for the bond between people and their pets
  • a steady presence, knowing how to calm an animal in distress
  • careful notes, being sure not to miss anything
  • working to prevent zoonosis of diseases
  • examining the connections between the health of animal and human populations
  • steady, confident hands
  • cool mornings with the dew still on the grass
  • volunteering at local animal shelters
  • not being able to pick a favorite animal
  • arguing against purely aesthetic procedures
  • frustration with people who don’t treat their animals with respect
  • memorizing the signs of a variety of conditions and diseases
  • a commitment to giving pets long, healthy lives
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noirandchocolate:
“Men like Corporal Nobbs can be found in every armed force. Although their grasp of the minutiae of the Regulations is usually encyclopedic, they take good care never to be promoted beyond, perhaps, corporal. He tended to speak out...
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Men like Corporal Nobbs can be found in every armed force.  Although their grasp of the minutiae of the Regulations is usually encyclopedic, they take good care never to be promoted beyond, perhaps, corporal.  He tended to speak out of the corner of his mouth.  He smoked incessantly but the weird thing, Carrot noticed, was that any cigarette smoked by Nobby became a dog-end almost instantly but remained a dog-end indefinitely or until lodged behind his ear, which was a sort of nicotine Elephant’s Graveyard.  On the rare occasions he took one out of his mouth he held it cupped in his hand.

He was a small, bandy-legged man, with a certain resemblance to a chimpanzee who never got invited to tea parties.  His age was indeterminate.  But in cynicism and general world weariness, which is a sort of carbon dating of the personality, he was about seven thousand years old.

–Terry Pratchett, “Guards! Guards!”
(illustration by Paul Kidby taken from the 2021 Dunmanifestin edition)

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Just looking at one of my old fanfics, which meant I had to read dialogue like “SWEET RAINBOW!! WHO THE HELL IS THAT??”, thus inflicting 3d6 psychic damage on myself.

In all seriousness, I had a blast writing those fics and my only regret is I would get writers block and abandon every story, like, four chapters in.  Sorry, readers!

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