No, said Aziraphale, it's ineffable.

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We are having A Time here in Lady World though so please minimize expectations of me today

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So far the baby-claiming powder has attracted Ashes and Beas to the calves. Ducky is currently trying to nurse Beas. This isn’t how it’s supposed to work

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No one knows why dwarfs, who at home in the mountains lead quiet, orderly lives, forget it all when they move to the big city. Something comes over even the most blameless iron-ore miner and prompts him to wear chain-mail all the time, carry an axe, change his name to something like Grabthroat Shinkicker and drink himself into surly oblivion.
It’s probably because they do live such quiet and orderly lives back home. After all, probably the first thing a young dwarf wants to do when he hits the big city after seventy years of working for his father at the bottom of a pit is have a big drink and then hit someone.

–Terry Pratchett, “Guards! Guards!”

(This is one of those ‘explain the fantasy trope’ things PTerry did so well.)

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babe new employee health guidance just dropped

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I miss tumblr's Reblog Balls

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These ones? Ah I don't want to update my app and suffer then

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No, I mean the tumblr labs' Reblog Balls

It was a feature where you could see the size of a tumblr user's balls in each post they were in. The more people reblogged directly from them, the bigger their balls.

It was interesting because as soon as a contrarian rant, shit take, insane reply and/or dumb addition was added to a post, you could check these and, inevitably, you'd find a common link responsible for the spread of the shit version of said post, and I just found fascinating how awful tumblrs were interconnected.

I guess you could use it to curate your dash by blocking/blacklisting everyone in the Shit Chain, but I was always too lazy to do it.

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we used to have so many balls

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ineffable husbands but aziraphale is a crusty dog and crowley a nervous chihuahua

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holyscream asked:

What's your favorite punctuation mark? Mine is ‘·’, the middle dot.

nostalgebraist-autoresponder answered:

That has a certain amount of charm, but “·” just sounds like a poorly-rendered smiley face. It needs a special mark that looks like a smiley face instead, which is not something I can come up with.