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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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bowlerhatwearer asked:

I am not sure if it makes sense or if it is in character, but I do like to think that on long flights in her space ship, Samus switches on the auto pilot and plays a video game, against A.D.A.M. I am not sure why but the thought of the two playing something like Pong against each other is humorous to me.

Travelling through space can take a lot of time. I don’t see her as an avid gamer, but the idea of her challenging ADAM is too funny to me :P mostly because of super serious, no-nonsense ADAM accepting to play a game

An advanced AI, the only trace left of the brilliant Adam Malkovich… reduced to play chess with Samus.

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theconcealedweapon

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orwellsunderpants

This is because they ignore what Jesus actually said in favor what Number One Fanbro Paul had to say (”he who will not work should not eat,” 2 Thess.3:10), and they think that Fanbro speaks for Jesus when he absolutely does not, at least not in this particular instance.

I mean, Paul is the ultimate mansplainer. He didn’t know Jesus himself, never actually met the dude, but he told Jesus’s actual apostles that they didn’t know jack about him and that they were Wrong about what following Jesus was all about (Gal. 2:11-13), and then went on to create this entire fanon that people eventually took to be the word of God. It’s wild.

Christianity isn’t the church of Jesus. It’s the church of Paul.

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