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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Every town in the multiverse has a part that is something like Ankh-Morpork’s Shades.  It’s usually the oldest part, its lanes faithfully following the original tracks of medieval cows going down to the river, and they have names like the Shambles, the Rookery, Sniggs Alley…

Most of Ankh-Morpork is like that in any case.  But the Shades was even more so, a sort of black hole of bred-in-the-brickwork lawlessness.  Put it like this: even the criminals were afraid to walk the streets.  The Watch didn’t set foot in it.

They were accidentally setting foot in it now.  Not very reliably.  It had been a trying night, and they had been steadying their nerves.  They were now so steady that all four were relying on the other three to keep them upright and steer.

–Terry Pratchett, “Guards! Guards!” 

(Team bonding exercise!)

GNU Terry Pratchett Discworld
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Suggestion to start claiming that france and uk are basically identical countries, so easy to confuse, nothing to seperate them

The goal is to drive uk and french people towards absolute rage. A revenge for all those times they cant even point out your country on a map*

*not even being able to point towards the vaguelly correct direction

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Finishing touch: telling german people you have never heard of their country ever before, please tell me more *pretend total ignorance*

I imagne this is how to bring chaos and mayhem to like. The pool side at a european hotel post pandemic. Just strolling in among the tourists, and proclaim that actually:

“France, uk, germany, never heard of those countries before, no.”

modern nordic shitpost suspect france and uk would be more upset and someone just going and who is the kansler? but germany germany i dont quite know how to get to you