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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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the thing about literally every tumblr update is that i've spent so long on here that i've adapted to anything it can throw at me by sheer exposure. nothing short of burning this site to the ground and nuking the ashes until every user has nothing to return to could force me to evacuate, and even then it'd be in my own self interest rather than because i actually no longer feel welcome here. any other social media, on the other hand? i'd be dead on impact. i'm a highly specialized species adapted to survive the toxic nuclear waste dump that is tumblr dot com and if i move anywhere else the harsh new environment would rip my little online sicko beak to shreds in seconds.