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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Very much loving the progression in Network Effect of

“Wow, I’m sure glad I can’t reproduce and create offspring that exist to argue with me,” to

“Are you and ART in a relationship,” to

“You and ART creating a kill ware copy of yourself is like making a baby,” to

“Murderbot 2.0 is arguing with me/annoying the shit out of me.”

Congrats on your offspring XD

murderbot congratulations checks notes it's killware 2.0 was awesome!
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Beyond Belief with Jonathan Frakes except it's tumblr posts

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“And Oppa Homeless Style? Never happened, it was invented by a writer.”

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"Do you like the color of the sky?"

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"Ever had a girlfriend? What about three girlfriends?"

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“What does the letter ‘K’ mean to you?”

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“Have you ever had someone compliment your shoelaces? Would you tell them where you got them from? Even if you stole them from someone very important? Would you tell them the truth?”

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"Do you own a pet? Has it ever gotten into something that it really shouldn't be eating? How about chocolate fondue?"

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@gibberishdayapproaches

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I cant remember if by tradition, Baby Jesus gives coal to naughty children too… (i think nooo?)

But.. 

On 5th of December -  the Saint Nicholas Day…. The devils that accompany st. Nicholas, usually bring some coal to give to naughty children.. And the coal is not just threats.. I think I still have some coal briquettes from my naughty naughty childhood. Once I even got a faux coal too… it was sugar block colored black to look like coal, so that was pretty neat.

oh also..  If one was a naughty kid, one could end up in a potato bag n be dragged outside of the house.. or only just threatened by that… or threatened to be poked with a pitchfork or dragged by a chain or some other kind of hellish sillines (that usually older siblings tasked to be the devils come up with)

Its very much Krampus light. 

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Jean Gaston, Duke of Valois, son of Gaston, Duke of Orléans. Jean lived for only 2 years (1650-1652).
Because he died so young, the Duke was never “breeched”–put into breeches–and is depicted still in the long skirts of early childhood. Despite the...

Jean Gaston, Duke of Valois, son of Gaston, Duke of Orléans. Jean lived for only 2 years (1650-1652).

Because he died so young, the Duke was never “breeched”–put into breeches–and is depicted still in the long skirts of early childhood. Despite the feminine-seeming skirt and apron, his gender is hinted at by other elements of the picture: the band and pin, imitating a soldier’s sash and medals, and the stick he’s holding, like an adult man of power would hold a walking stick in a portrait.

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The best dynamic for a group of characters: every single one of them is the weirdest person you will ever meet, but in wildly different ways.  Every time you think you’ve identified “the normal one” they casually reveal that they don’t think birds exist, or they fistfight grizzly bears on the weekends, or they collect human skulls, and you realize again that none of these people are remotely normal.

Also they’re found family.

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