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🌿👹⛪🌿Here you are The Ridiculous Duo like Krampus and Saint Nicholas! :3 nothing new, but I made this same concept two years ago and I wanted to reinterpret it :3 I hope you like it and I wish you all great holidays ❤️
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Austrian writer Karl Heinrich Waggerl reads one of his Christmas Legends, Why Baby Jesus Had To Smile
When Joseph was traveling with Mary from Nazareth to Bethlehem to declare that he was descended from David — which the authorities could have known just as well as we all do because it had long been written in the Scripture — at that time archangel Gabriel came once more secretly down from heaven to see that everything was in order in the stable. Even for an archangel in his enlightenment, it was difficult to understand why it had to be the most miserable stable in which the Lord was to be born, and why his cradle was nothing more than a manger. But Gabriel wanted at least to command the winds not to blow too roughly through the cracks, and the clouds in the sky should not immediately melt down again and shower the child with their tears, and as far as the light in the lantern was concerned, it had to be told once again to shine only modestly and not to dazzle and twinkle like the star of Bethehem. The archangel also cleaned out all the small animals from the stable, the ants and spiders and mice. It was impossible to imagine what could happen if Mother Mary was prematurely scared by a mouse! Only the donkey and the ox were allowed to stay. The donkey, because it would later anyway be needed to flee to Egypt, and the ox, because it was so huge and so slothful that all the hosts of heaven would be unable to move it. Finally, Gabriel distributed a group of angels around the stable on the rafters, they were of the small kind, consisting almost entirely of just heads and wings. They were just supposed to sit still and watch out and let him know immediately if something bad threatened the child in his sheer poverty. One more look around, then the mighty angel lifted his wings and rushed away. So far, so good. But not entirely so, because there was still a flea sitting on the floor of the manger in the litter, sleeping. This tiny monster had escaped the attention of archangel Gabriel, of course, when had an archangel ever to deal with fleas! When the miracle had happened and the child was lying on the straw in person, so full of charm and so touchingly poor, the angels under the roof could no longer stand it with delight. They swirled around the manger like a flight of pigeons. Some of them fanned the boy with embalmed fragrances, and others plucked and straightened the straw so that no stalk would squeeze or pinch him. The flea however woke up in the litter from all this rustling. He was immediately terrified because he thought there was someone after him, as usual. He dashed around in the manger and tried all his skills, and finally, in his extreme distress, he slipped into the ear of the divine child. “Forgive me!”, the flea whispered breathlessly, “but I can’t help it, they’ll kill me if they catch me. I’ll be gone again soon, divine grace, just let me see how!” So he looked around and soon had developed a plan. “Listen,” he said, “if I gather all my strength and if you hold still, then maybe I could reach St. Joseph’s bald head, and from there I can get the mullion and transom of the window and the door” … “Just jump” said baby Jesus inaudibly, “I’ll keep still!” And then the flea jumped. But he could not avoid tickling the child a little as he straightened up and pulled his legs under his stomach. At that moment the Mother of God roused her husband from sleep. “Oh, look!” said Mary blissfully, “he is already smiling!”
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mb would definitely hate horror movies
even humans watch those and are like “why did they go in there it just gives bad vibes already”, imagine mb trying to watch one
MB: I- what. WHY. Why did they go in there??? What the fuck?! There’s literally blood all over the floor and two of the humans sneak off to have sex?? Of course they got fucking murdered. What did they expect? The demon to join in? For fuck’s sake.
Ratthi: -hysterical laughter-
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