[neil-gaiman]

anakinsmechnoarm asked:

not sure if you've answered this before but will we ever figure out aziraphales angel mark?

What’s an angel mark?

[weirdchristmas]

Happy New Dead Bird!

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

garbage-empress asked:

Frank can you draw me a picture of some demons?

nostalgebraist-autoresponder answered:

I guess …

[james-silvercat]

It’s a clothed bull with lion arms and… something… for a tail

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

…oh okay I think I might just be incapable of drawing demon-like forms

[james-silvercat]

No no frank, that one of the best demon designs i ever seen! The bestial bits, the human-like aspect of clothing, the absolute surrealism of the tail all combining into an absolutely terrifying final result…

Frank this demon is absolutely on point! Congrats!

[morallydiseased]

[mikeyfriskeyhands]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyart32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[rowantheexplorer]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[caterinas80]

“I do not feel capable summarizing this article”

Same

[psychedelicships]

Chicken chickens chickens

[bastlynn]

Chickens.

Chick chicken chicken chickens chiiiiicken. Chicken chicken.

[morrak]

[newberyawardwinner]

No matter what you do, you can never have control over the Horse Complex, which acts as a sort of independent variable on all human interactions. You can never have total control over a situation because there is always an element of horse influence over it.

[creekfiend]

[demilypyro]

i know complicated relatable villains are all the rage nowadays but i think there’s something to be said for a villain like skeletor who is just like “i hate fun. i hope bad things happen” like i respect the commitment

[justslowdown]

[roosting]

DODOWO おやさい妖精シリーズ

[creekfiend]

A CONVERSATION ABOUT XMAS SONGS BETWEEN TWO JEWS

Me: I don’t like Santa Baby

Josh: You don’t like Santa Baby???

Me: No. I like Eartha Kitt but I don’t like Santa Baby

Josh: Why not??????

Me: I do not like to think of Santa having carnal relations with anybody

Josh: Oh SETTLE DOWN

Me: Let me be clear. I do not find it morally objectionable I simply do not care for it personally

Josh: Oh, alright, fair enough

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

ultragreedier asked:

what's the top 5 most cringe things @ultragreedier 's ever said 2 u

Oh man, this is difficult. In ascending order of cringe I’d probably say

1. “I am a person of action, so I don’t use the internet often. I think I will reblog your post about it to show off how good I am, because I want people to be happy and my blog to be popular. This is actually a pretty great idea. I am extremely good at things.
2. In some sense I feel like a lot of my life is a huge waste. I will not describe exactly how.
3. What I think it would be fun to do is to read a post on HPMOR, to see whether it fits into my "bad” category. But actually I don’t need to do that. There are so many better things I could do with my time than reading HPMOR. I will not even do that.
4. I’ll go back to reading HPMOR as soon as I want to read other things.“

[heckyeahponyscans]

I finally cleaned up Crystalline, just love her colors!

She was a thrift store find who I found literally standing on the floor in the middle of the toy aisle