Another new store found to be carrying the Twinkle Eye ponies - Shenanigan Toys!
The "War of 1812 Scented Candle", complete with miniature White House near the wick, is, I cannot emphasise this enough, AN ACTUAL REAL PRODUCT THAT YOU CAN BUY (even if it's currently sold out).
The candle is funny enough by itself, but the ad copy on the maker's website is gold (and surprisingly astute):
It goes on to add:
We should also note that even though the British Army DID burn Washington, it was only after Americans had burned and looted the capital of Canada, as well as a bunch of other Canadian cities. But no one ever makes a candle about that! (Including us.)
THE BEST PART AND MOST 🔥🔥🔥 TAKE:
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ttutcha asked:
There once was an egg. One day it hatched and out poped a...
This is a horrible parody of my life and no one should try to get me to laugh
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Looks like somebody succeeded in burning the Gävle Goat last night…
(And a lot of people in the comments on some of the Twitter threads are happy…)














