[germanshitposting]

[midiport]

meine mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich cola trinken darf !! wei cool ist dass bitte ???? ich spiele fortnite und trinke cola !!! YIPEEEEEEE !!!!

[yourplayersaidwhat]

So my party recently realized that you can use prestidigitation to soil objects, much to the disappointment of my poor DM.

My bard, who has prestidigitation: I am going to shit Strahd’s pants!

[knithacker]

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[tiktoks-for-tired-tots]

Anonymous asked:

obviously you are hurt about it lmao. cope

u know im laughing at you, right?

[straycatj]

[straycatj]

アイツ オレのメシつまんだ…

オレのメシ…

He stole my kibbles... MY kibbles... 😑

[straycatj]

さらにヤツは しかられそうになると

べっどの下にかくれるという

げいをみにつけやがったのです

Furthermore, he has gotten a skill to hide under my landlady’s bed when he feels to be preached by my landlady or me 💢

[tiktoks-for-tired-tots]

Anonymous asked:

you can chop your tits off but men will never see you as a real man.

omg why would I cut them off my tits are my best feature! well, actually maybe its second to my massive horse cock

[straycatj]

jagged203 asked:

Mr J I think Kofu already sees you as boss, but since he's still young he wants to see what he can get away with. When he is older I think he will listen to your wisdom

Ah… Ah… Ah I’m sorry it’s difficult for me to believe…

[borgcast]

Spock as Columbo.

[ladyyatexel]

[lisa401971]

Gao Jie by Ruo Bing Li
Harper’s Bazaar Kazakhstan - September 2017

[spookypuke]

a forever favorite

[pharmdup]

[kurganfilledwithbearbones]

gives everyone on tumblr a copy of the dbt skills workbook. yes these things do feel stupid and condescending and childish until you actually start doing them