randomitemdrop
Spell: Summon the Hoff; teleports David Hasselhoff to a spot within the caster’s sight. He may or may not know how he got there
badjokesbyjeff
A man shouted to his wife, “Honey, come in here and check out my clock.”
She found him standing naked, with a hard-on. “That’s not a clock!” she shouted.
“It is,” he replied. “It just needs two hands and a face on it.”
boffo-novelty-and-joke-shop
burnsopale
I can't believe Pratchett was using [name] (derogatory) as early as 1999. That man sure was ahead on his memes.
docresa
doktorwhat
ethicsofmusicals asked:
sterile field!
talesfromtreatment answered:
1- The sterile field is lava! No touchy!
2- Practice standing with your arms bent, close to your body and your hands, palms facing you, held loosely near your chest. This is how you will *also* stand when scrubbed in but not touching anything yet. I do this in many places unless I actively think not to, at this point.
3- Always have your clipboard with your monitoring sheet in one hand and a pen in your other hand. If you must put them down, they go on the *floor* so you don’t put them on the sterile field.
4- Don’t let this become you:
Arms are a privilege, not a right near the sterile field.
5- Stand at the end of the animals that is farthest away from the actual surgery site. Unless you’re monitoring anesthesia, in which case wedge yourself in the corner with the anesthetic machine, the fluid pump, and your pulse-ox/capnograph/temp/bp/ecg, where you can still see and check things. Keeping your arms untangled from the tubing and monitoring equipment will take up most of your movement ability.
6- Hands clasped behind your back unless you are writing/checking MMs, etc.
7- The sterile field is part of the surgeon-dragon’s hoard. Do not enrage the beast.
protectspock
The dynamic of the jaded spy with an absolutely wrecked moral compass and no meaningful relationships of any kind, living in exile and staying alive out of pure spite and the naive young doctor playing nonstop hero fantasies in his head and loving everyone even when he annoys them and never seeing a problem he doesn’t jump to fix is just 🤌🤌🤌
gul-dukat-announcements
piestrudel
Dukat, telling Kira about his first time getting dicked
shes having the opposite of an orb experience
alpha-beta-gamer
freegameplanet
Descent is a tense and atmospheric low rez Sci-Fi horror adventure set aboard a creepy abandoned research vessel!
sci-fi-gifs
weirdchristmas
catadromously
arcticflakes
