chubbycattumbling
CAT & CAT
garakshowhole
The happiness is strong with this one
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stanboromir
love how merry and pippin just join sam and frodo. they just literally run into him after stealing vegetables, see some nazgul, and go “oh, sick. we’re in!” without, like, any preparation whatsoever. no going home and packing, no letting their family know they’re gonna be gone for an indeterminate amount of time. just them, their carrots, and a grand total of one brain cell. legends.
yamisnuffles
feralkwe
Alistair Theirin having elven blood, tainted blood AND great dragon blood coursing through his veins is very much main character energy.
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frostbittenbucky
I’m so fucking sick of it
Bruce Wayne IS NOT BATMAN!!! Leave the damn man alone! No offense but Bruce Wayne is a fucking idiot
Have any of your seen a single interview with him? The man legitimately didn’t believe narwhals existed
Cut of said interview:
Bruce Wayne: so the sea unicorns are real?!
Honestly Bruce Wayne is THE definition of himbo,I don't know why ya'll keep insisting that he's the bat.
Ok, but remember when the Riddler crashed a Wayne Gala. Bruce decked the first goon to get with 10 feet of his kids.
He’s just a really good parent. If you had your gang of children at a heist you too would drop anyone who approaches them
Look the baseline for Gotham himbo is different from everywhere else. You wouldn’t understand, you’re probably from Metropolis or smth.
As a parent, I second @frostbittenbucky That is simply instinct. I ill personally fight the joker if he threatened my kids. He may win, but he would not come out unscathed. Bruce Wayne is just a mother hen doing his best
I’ve seen Bruce Wayne stutter when trying to buy hot dogs from a vendor on main street outside his office, anyone who says him and the bat are the same has to be on something.
but the butts are the same
Are you seriously going on the fact that their butts are the same? That's creepy af! Now you're sexualising both of them >:(
Thank you!!!111!1!!!! Disgusting 😤
Honestly the theory of Bruce Wayne being Batman it's simply ridiculous, the guy is well intended trying to give jobs to people but he can't be Batman, he doesn't know the difference between buying a Netflix subscription or buying Netflix
Are we honestly thinking the guy that locked his keys in his cars 4x last year, that we know of, is batman? This man cannot even remember how to spell AAA for roadside service, he definitely is NOT batman.
Are we saying that the guy who started crying when he got lost in the supermarket after they remodeled and he was separated from his youngest child is batman??? Really?? Didn't Damian end up making an announcement to try and find his dad??
Isn't Batman an excellent actor? Couldn't he be pretending as "Bruce Wayne" to be a complete idiot? And it can't be cheap being the Batman. I'm just saying that if you ignore the obfuscation, it's clear that Batman is using "Bruce Wayne" as a disguise. There's probably no real Bruce Wayne at all, just some rich kid that after his parents died went off and died of a drug overdose or something.
Listen every time I see the tired “Bruce Wayne is the Bat” “joke” “theory” I roll my eyes. Because we’re missing the obvious. Look at the Planet’s website. Look at their reporters. All fairly small looking people with the exception of one who’s fucking built like a wall. You know the one I’m talking about.
Think about it? Clark Kent is only seen during the day. Batman at night. Knows lots of things based on his job as a reporter. The uhhhh physique. Plus think about it. When you think of it, biggest distinguishing features of Kent? Aside from the build which can’t be hidden to easily, the glasses, and the “aww shucks I’m just a simple boy who loves women” voice. What does Batman have? Obviously disguised voice and upper face. Think through it.
YES!!
THANK YOU!!
Finally someone stating the obvious! Clark Kent couldn’t more obviously be Batman. All you “Bruce Wayne is the Bat” conspiracy theorists need to open your eyes. Bruce Wayne? Batman?? Are you kidding? My friend works for Wayne enterprises and they’ve lost count of how many times they’ve had to tell him, THE OWNER OF THE WHOLE COMPANY, where to find boardroom B, or where the cafeteria is, or “does this elevator go to all the floors?” Y’all really think this is the same guy finding his way around Gotham at night IN A MASK?
Meanwhile we’ve seen numerous times where Clark Kent has been on the scene faster even than the police, clearly this man knows his way around.
“Bruce Wayne is Batman” smh
Also Bruce has what, 6, 7 kids now? We all know he doesn't have a nanny. Sure he has that butler guy, but he is practically 90. You are telling me Bruce Wayne can run an entire company, be a single father to 6 kids, AND have the energy to fight bad guys at night? Absolute nonsense. Do we forget the collage of tired dad Bruce the tabloid ran just last week from all of his sighs from his kids' shenanigans. He is trying his best, you guys just want to put single moms on a pedestal and forget that dads can be exhausted too!
You know who doesn't run an entire conglomerate and manage a house of 9? Clark Kent. Obviously the posters above get it. He has the build, the look, the excuse with his job, and more importantly- THE TIME!
#ClarkKentIsBatman
@awriterpretendingtowrite and op still keeps taps on it 👀
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