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uraniumwriting asked:

Happy birthday!!! Please don't get food poisoning from slightly expired skim milk D:

my beloved traditional slightly-expired low-fat birthday milk would never hurt me

ask catie talks I am so sorry lol I made that milk joke this morning and somehow it’s still very funny to me the best birthday present of course doesn’t everyone take home expired milk on their birthday I don’t even know what I’m going to do with this milk if not just drink it all I just felt bad pouring out all of it down the sink at work