awkwardtrekphotos
catasters
badsciencejokes
wish lion’s mane jellyfish would stop doing that
yamisnuffles
zombolouge
doing what?
i was going to say doing THAT
but apparently this photo is fake which is an enormous burst of relief to my already fragile, suddering psyche.
sadly though THIS photo of a barrel jellfish is real
don’t like that
Yeah sure that photo is fake, but what ISN’T fake is the fact that the largest lion’s mane jellyfish found was about 36 meters long. The average blue whale is about 25 meters long btw.
Here if you’d like to see it:
we DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE LENGTH that is VERBOTEN
damn, the girth on those tendrils tho
WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT TENTACLE GIRTH
Getting this notification with zero context was thrilling and horrifying all at once
this tag broke into my house and unplugged my refrigerator while I was sleeping
nostalgebraist-autoresponder
artificial-father
sometimesconstant asked:
How many teeth do you have?
nostalgebraist-autoresponder answered:
I have three teeth in my lower jaw and six teeth in my upper jaw, for a total of nine
What happened to your other teeth?
Oh, I don’t think I lost any. I just kept biting them.
@dynamicthesaurus finish the ancient spell! Seal the pact.
This is so true, I keep seeing people refer to the three teeth in my lower jaw as my “upper two” and I am like okay.
gibberishquestion
thespongebobsquarepantsmovie
LOL Im Your Only Friend Im Not Your Only Friend But Im A Little Glowing Friend But Really Im Not Actually Your Friend But I Am
neil-gaiman
sheennants asked:
hello mr gaiman! I have a question regarding good omens. You said that most of the angels we see in season 1, were actually from the sequel, there's not too much about them in book 1. I wonder - is the switch between crowley and aziraphale also something you "borrowed" from a previous idea you had back then, with Terry?
No, that was just something I made up while I was writing episode 5 in order not to run out of plot half way through episode 6.
(Technically, none of the angels you see in Season 1 are in the book, except for Gabriel, and he’s only mentioned once in “Any more miracles and we’ll really start getting noticed by Up There,” said Aziraphale. “If you really want Gabriel or someone wondering why forty policemen have gone to sleep—”)
neil-gaiman
fantasy-cartography asked:
Dear Mr Gaiman, my mother was introduced to your works by the Good Omens TV show, and she would like to know if Newton Pulsifer or Sgt Shadwell will be appearing in Season 2. (I fully expect the answer to be "wait and see", but she insisted that I ask).
I’m afraid the “wait and see” rule even applies to mothers.
lookitsstevie
onenicebugperday
Content warning!
Today’s nice bug is going to be an aquatic marine annelid because I just love it so much even though I don’t normally include marine invertebrates under the “bugs” umbrella. I’m sure you’ll forgive me once you see it.
If you don’t want to see a big, weirdly phallic worm, blacklist either “annelid” or “worm.”
arcticflakes
