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morallydiseased gallusrostromegalus

megxolotl asked:

Onions have sprouted in the fridge

What do?

gallusrostromegalus answered:

Go outside to land you own or get a large pot full of dirt.

dig onion-sized hole

bury onion up to the green part

water it as long like once a week as the weather is above freezing

once the weather gets into “freezing” stop watering, let the top die off.

it will come back in spring.

water all summer ‘22

in fall '22, wait for tops to get yellow and wilty

pull out onions. there will be more than you planted.

allow to 'cure’ in a cool, dry place for a few days until outside is papery, like you’d see in the store.

Enjoy SO MANY FREE ONION.

ladyyatexel withthingsunreal
derinthescarletpescatarian

I love how everyone agrees that 2016, specifically, was when the world jumped the shark, and while we all acknowledge that things have gotten worse and worse every year to the point where 2016 seems tame, THAT was the tipping point. When 2016 was happening we all knew that we were watching the world become silly, and none of us really knew *how* we knew that, but we did. Stuff happened and we just knew that things would be silly from that point on and we were absolutely right.

derinthescarletpescatarian

Actually my favourite part of this was how we all started by joking that 2016 was a really strange year that we would never be able to explain to anyone who didn’t live through it, and then the slowly mounting panic as the year stretched towards its end and 2017 came and we just had to accept that it wasn’t a weird year, the world was just like this now.

fricking-big-chummy-dumb-ass

“Grandma, how did the world fall? What went wrong?”

“Well you see Jimmy it all started with this FUCKING gorilla”

i had my wisdom teeth removed in jan of 2016 and i threw a whole fit about it and then my appendix tried to explode two weeks later hard drive fell from a table two weeks later car was totaled another few weeks later i was a 2016 sucks early adopter
burlbread hingabee
hingabee: “cause everything you heard is true your poor little heart will end up alone cause lord knows i’m a rolling stone so you better run, run, run away, run away, baby a poster illustration for our form 67-A (as per starfleet health regulation)...
hingabee

cause everything you heard is true
your poor little heart will end up alone
cause lord knows i’m a rolling stone
so you better run, run, run away, run away, baby

a poster illustration for our form 67-A (as per starfleet health regulation) fanfiction “Dr. Bashir I Presume, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying And Love the Fuck Form” in which julian’s species gets forcibly reassigned and he finds himself tasked with refiling fuck forms for every single species he has ever slept with. and on top of all his troubles there’s that thing with garak…
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morallydiseased delphinidin4
historyofrobots

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The PR after the Meghan and Harry interview has been pretty desperate and transparent but I am LOSING it over this headline, what a gift

history-of-royals-by-sophia

The reactions. I can’t stop laughing.

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evenstarsinthesky

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autisticexpression

Lost it at the rock’s tweet

tsukinoinaba

I’m not sure which is funnier. Stanley Tucci saying that Ryan Reynolds is a sexier bald man than Prince William when he has a full head of hair, or Stanley Tucci saying that TILDA SWINTON is a sexier bald man than Prince William.

athena1138

He’s correct

damnmydooah

I lost it so hard at the inclusion of Tilda Swinton that I didn’t even fucking notice Ryan Reynolds

brightlotusmoon

I saw Ryan Reynolds before I saw Tilda Swinton, and now I’m dead.