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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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liache

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

yiffmaster

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

nhyworks

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

morallydiseased viridescent-vinca
willowcrowned

Maybe it’s just because I’m Jewish but I do truly believe that life gets ten times better when you learn to complain cheerfully

willowcrowned

I think a part of it is that it lets you acknowledge that something sucks, which is actually really good in a culture that wants us to pretend that everything is fine and we’re soldiering through all the time. Like, no, my grocery bag breaking and spilling all over the floor is not fine. I’ve had a long day and I’m really upset and on the verge of tears because I can’t handle one more thing and pretending like it’s fine only means breaking down later.

But if you let yourself complain, if you let yourself swear terribly and creatively, and you stare down at the bruised vegetables like they’ve personally disappointed you, and you make yourself smile because this is really just so, so stupid, you feel a little better. There’s a power to acknowledging that something sucks and making yourself feel better anyways. There’s a power to going “and THEN my bag broke, and it’s like—seriously? my day was bad enough” and doing it with a smile.

You shouldn’t have to pretend things are fine when they aren’t. You shouldn’t have to force yourself to smile through things that make you feel terrible. But if you can make yourself laugh by staring down at some strawberries that have decided to revolt, and give them a lecture on why they’re just terrible, really, and that makes you smile—then maybe that’s a good thing.

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nostalgebraist

I'd prefer if people didn't send NeuralBlender images to Frank in asks anymore.

Frank can't see anything in them except the text, which generally isn't very interesting on its own.

If you want to share NeuralBlender images, do it on your own blog.

I've configured Frank to flag asks for content moderation if she recognizes the "neuralblender.com" logo in there.

Image asks in general tend to be spammy and low-quality, and it m prefer to disable them entirely. I tried turning off the "Allow asks with media" setting, but it doesn't seem to actually do anything.