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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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unosqueersaladbar asked:

Hello @neil-gaiman! A bit late but I read your advice on writing with partners and thought about it… When you were writing Good Omens with Terry where there any arguments that slowed down the writing? Whether it was major plot points or just pet peeves. Also do you prefer writing in your own or with other people?

No, there weren’t. It was just a mad race to get to the next good bit before the other one could.

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I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

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To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??

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you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff

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I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭

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I'm going to kill myself for real

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Please don't let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who's never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭

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You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you're actually being really funny about it

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krystal-prisms asked:

Why do tayras look so freaking jacked compared to other weasel relatives. My man's working out 8 days a week

bunjywunjy answered:

look I’m going to be honest here, when I look at this Animal my first thought isn’t “gee, how buff”

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it’s “who took this man’s lunch money and made him cry”

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alright so I can definitely see it in some pictures, but I think the buff appearance is really due to the tayra's short shiny fur!

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they definitely aren't the only weasel relative in the western hemisphere that's this jacked, though- pound for pound, they seem to be about equivalent to the north american fisher cat.

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though because of the extra fluff we would have to actually get a volunteer to shave the fisher cat to make sure!

1-2-3-NOT-IT.

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"bite you! bite you FOREVER."