[whitepeopletwitter]

Humans will bond with almost anything!

[cithaerons]

i’m ok with posts about fictional men on this site getting more and more deranged because fictional men are there for you to study like a bug and shake around in a pringles can and i’m glad we’re all acknowledging this. 

[molagrunda]

[mcnostril]

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

[kangals]

trying to explain what daylight savings time is but they just keep staring at me like I’m a fucking idiot who can’t read a clock. IM NOT WRONG YOU ARE.

[el-im]

- You’re getting out of here.
- Since when have you taken to rescuing gamblers in distress?
- Don’t take it personal, Doc.

Julian as Dr. John “Doc” Holliday and Garak as Marshall Wyatt Earp, fooling around with Julian’s new O.K. Corral holoprogram

[ladyyatexel]

[ludmo]

oof

[what-even-is-thiss]

I want a relationship like this

[sandersstudies]

The himbo energy here is impeccable

[skynapple]

[Transcription: A well-dressed fancy lady and man stand facing each other in an old-fashioned movie*

Woman: “And now you want me to teach you jiu jitsu.”

Man: “If you don’t mind, Miss Plum.”

Plum, loud and excitedly: “IT’LL BE A PLEASURE.”

*She rips his tuxedo jacket off his shoulders, grips him aggressively, and yeets him over her shoulder in a jiu jitsu martial arts fashion*

Man: *Clasping her arms a few seconds later while she looks coyly at him* “Now, let me see. Um. Let me do it to you.”

*He appears very concentrated, the camera shifts to her soft smile and romantic music begins to play, accentuating a mood that he is NOT picking up on*

“Now, let me see first of all I, um,- I pull this down.” *He pulls her cardigan off her shoulders, her collarbone now exposed and she likes it that way, she looks very obviously at his lips, like this lady has absolutely zero chill*

“Now I do this!” *He jilts her shoulders into them so their faces are centimeters away, she looks like she would like to eat his face and he is still very concentrated but in a giddy boy way*

Him: “Then I hold you close!”

Plum: “Closer.”

Him, confuzzled: “I beg your pardon?”

Plum: “Closer!! Close as you can!” *She is mentally having sex already*

Him: “Oh, yes.” *He searches her eyes for direction*

Him: “Now what do I do?”

*Miss Plum is absolutely beaming*

Plum: “Don’t you know?”

*She wants him to do things to her and he stands there mouth agape. You can see his one braincell struggling visibly in his hollow brain as realization of the century is dangling in front of him. He’s about to realize and then*

Him: “Of course! Now I apply the leverage!” *And he yeets her on to the floor*

*The music swells and fades, telling the audience that this man’s one braincell has failed him. Himbo of the century.*

END.]

[etakeh]

My favorite scene from Dune (1984).

[still no alt text on desktop, so here goes:
First panel: Deep Space 9′s Garak looking towards the camera, eyes closed, looking somewhat smug.  Bashir is behind him, presumably entering the room.
Garak is saying, I’ve been expecting you Julian.  Bashir is saying, How did you do that without turning around?
Second panel:  Garak saying, To be perfectly honest the first couple people I did that to were not you.]

[reshipkmn]

quick ds9 doodles

[sunsets-and-satsumas-reblogs]

“i want to reconcile the violence in your heart.”