[shiftythrifting]

a week or so ago at a goodwill in new jersey i stumbled across some odd homemade(?) clothing, including a not-sweater-christmas-sweater and a lion king skirt

[vgadvisor]

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: There’s a door in front of you, it’s-

Ranger: I kick down the door.

DM: … okay, roll strength

Ranger: 21

DM: congratulations I guess, you just kicked in a pull door

(It wasn’t even locked)

[hingabee]

[starshiplamaupin]

shranstan asked:

Personally I think Cardassians evolved from their equivalent of dromaeosaurids but they lost most of their feathers like humans lost their fur HOWEVER as young children they are covered in fluffy down feathers.. little balls of fluff. like a tribble

This is such a delightful idea!

I envision when they freshly hatch they don’t have all their fluff and look pretty awkward.

Their eyes are very sensitive and remain shut for a few weeks. In this time their fluff comes in.

Within a few months they will have their first molt; the soft molt. The follicles give way to dimpled scaly skin that will eventually develop into smoother scales upon their next molt.

[pharmdup]

[horaetio]

the “give the guard a fucking shot of phenobarb” note in trapper’s scrawled handwriting is one of my fave visual jokes

[pharmdup]

Whoever read the prescription on that screenshot technically just passed the entrance exam to pharmacy school

[russianwholesomeness]

[straycatj]

皆さん おはようさまなのです

Good morning everyone...

[jacks-wack-attack]

I screwed up today. I can never show my face in our bookstore again. I was just looking at books, when an associate came over, started chatting with me about the books, and asked me if I owned any of the ones in front of me. As I was in the Sci-fi/Fantasy section, I tried to say “Good Omens” but also Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett. So, in my panicked brain, I blurted out “NEIL OMENS BY GOOD GAIMAN AND TRATCHETT”. The associate just stared at me for a second before hesitantly saying, “Good Omens?” Still panicked, I huffed out a “Nope they’re fine” and walked away. 

Never let me talk to another person ever again.

[veeteeshirt]

[sunsetpan0rama]

rb the give garlic bread and a warm hug to the person u rb'd from

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

jiaozi/dumplings for lidong立冬/start of winter, 19th of the 24 traditional Chinese solar terms(it’s 11.7 according to chinese lunar calendar)