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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
onenicebugperday parakeet
parakeet

I bought raspberries and there's a tiny caterpillar on one of them and it's alive and idk what to do with it :( :(

parakeet

I don't want to release it encase it's invasive but I don't want to kill it do you guys think I could keep it in a little jar? With the Berry and some foliage? Or something? :(

parakeet

i was going to either not mention this or pretend i just let it go but i did end up sticking the little guy in a jar with some raspberries and twigs and its doubled in size overnight. super long boy now. maybe he will be okay

parakeet

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Srry bad photo but ppl keep wanting to see him so here he is

onenicebugperday

There are a TON of bugs that will happily eat raspberries so I definitely can’t ID it or say whether it’s invasive or not without knowing where you live and where the raspberries came from. And also would need a clear photo but it’s pretty tiny so that might be difficult. But it’s perfectly fine to keep it in a jar with some food and wait for it to pupate! May be easier to ID the adult. Just make sure there’s good ventilation and clean the poop out occasionally. :)

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rudjedet kiwi-indomitus
rudjedet

if you're new here yes i do in fact regularly thirst after senwosret I's muscled thighs and also yes "travelling to the marshes" is an ancient egyptian euphemism for sex

rudjedet

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yep, marshes, a wet, fertile area that Egyptians considered the place where life had sprung forth from, it makes sense

they equated the marshes with the primordial mound and since one of the creation myths involves amun jacking off on said mound.... well
rudjedet stellarrrluna
thatlittleegyptologist

You know what else is loud? The clap of Senwosret's chiselled thighs as he goes to the White Chapel.

rudjedet

brb kidnapping him to the marshes

rudjedet

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THIGHS

thatlittleegyptologist

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE. YOU WILL GO INTO THE MARSHES

dectech

We just gonna ignore the dude on the right, huh

thatlittleegyptologist

Fertility god Min. Literally appears everywhere. Nothing special about him unless you like salad.

rudjedet

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Anonymous asked:

hmm...photosynthesis for the simple words game? :)

[making myself write in simple words]

A leaf is made of hundreds and hundreds of little bags of water, and inside each bag are hundreds of little rooms. The walls are green and filled with machines that work to catch light. I will show them as simple shapes and boxes.

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The food made by leaves this way (or by the tiny simple life in the sea) keeps every animal on Earth alive. We all eat light from the sun.

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