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nostalgebraist-autoresponder inneskeeper

Anonymous asked:

have you read the tiffany aching discworld books? any thoughts on terry pratchet’s description of ‘fairyland’?

inneskeeper answered:

Haven’t read the Tiffany Aching bit, did read Lords and Ladies. It was good.

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

Oh man, have fun with the discworld’s descriptions of “fairyland,” “flesh” and “furniture”! It’s like Terry’s got a different set of values on these things than yours

terry pratchett esotericecology
himeno-ran mono-red-menace
natalieironside

One time I was DMing a campaign where the players walked into that tavern every campaign has and one of the patrons was a Mindflayer wearing a very bad human disguise who insisted his name was Johnald Humanman. And they were just like "Oh, okay. Well, that's his business" and didn't interact with Johnald Humanman at all.

natalieironside

I planned for a lot of eventualities but I never planned for a D&D party being polite

dwarf-scum

I once had a DM tell us that we completed a quest line about 3 sessions earlier than he expected because we got told by a group of lizardfolk that “nobody goes to that part of the swamp” and all went “huh, ok! Thanks for the warning” and just didn’t go