[morallydiseased]

[slothful-rabbit]

I’m sorry but that’s fucking hilarious

[anais-ninja-bitch]

spiritual successor to “this is just to say”

[gallusrostromegalus]

The first time I heard my parents swear, I was about 6 and my dad and I were buidling something out of two-by-fours in the garage and he hit his thumb with a hammer and, naturally, yelled “SHIT!”

I stared at him.

He stared at me, eyes watering.

“Now listen,” he said, forcing himself to remain calm as he held his rapidly-becoming purple thumb. “-That’s a word we say ONLY when we’re Really, Really hurt. Now go get your mother.”

And for an improvised moment of parenting, that was actually brilliant because I was a clumsy, uncoordinated child and was basically constantly falling, running into walls, knocking shit over and generally sounding like I was involved in a fatal accident in the other room, but now my parents knew not to worry unless they heard the reedy voice of a pained elementary schooler shrieking “SHIT!”

My teachers on the other hand, were significantly less appreciative of my father’s genius.

[marinebiologyshitposts]

[gum19]

[falseficus]

theres a real answer to this. if i understand correctly because of the way proportions work a smaller thing’s ratio of surface area to interior is greater, so a mini mnm will have proportionally more candy shell and less chocolate interior than a normal size mnm. so even if you increased in size this much the ratio of chocolate to shell in a normal mnm would remain the same so they would not taste like the more-candy-per-total-mass mini mnms. if mnms increased in size proportionally with you, they would taste more chocolatey than normal mnms

this is a similar concept to the reason why  creatures in the deep sea can evolve to be gigantic despite the rarity of food sources: its actually metabolically more efficient to be fuckhuge because your surface area/body mass ratio will be less and thus youll lose less heat through your skin (relative to your mass) to the surrounding cold environment of the sea than a smaller organism would lose

[gum19]

you’re everything

[tealvz]

gijinkas lmao 😭

[susie & berdly]

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

garbage-empress asked:

“I am the machine … the only machine … the most advanced … the most secret … the only secret … ”

[morallydiseased]

[todaysbird]

THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT

[onenicebugperday]

rabm asked:

i have been thinking about stalk eyed flies all day. theyre so perfect. waht do u think of stalk eyed flies

The first time I saw video of them pumping air into their eye stalks to elongate them I lost my dang mind

[pywren]

[souldagger]

also speaking of jakub różalski this painting of his is my FAVOURITE like yes girl snitch on the knight!!! get his ass!!!

[souldagger]

the one of a girl looking longingly at a naked witch flying by and the one of a babushka yelling at a devil also rule tho

[raninburyy]

Iconic, what a mood.

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

Maiden mother crone

[drunkspacelizards]

[background-alien]

hey never forget that worf is canonically 8 years older than wesley crusher

[fate-motif]

this is as scarring as finding out harry kim is one year younger than wesley crusher

[jadzeanna]

julian bashir and wesley crusher went to the academy together! thank you

[ds9vgrconfessions]

[pywren]

[clubtie]

I was on a bus once when this guy tapped my knee and pointed out that we were the only two people not looking at their phones and then asked what I was thinking about. 

sometimes when I’m having a bad day I relive the moment I saw the his manic pixi dream girl hopes draining from his eyes and fill up with confusion and boredom as I explained to him I was thinking about which Rupaul’s Drag Race challenges Frank n Furter would preform best in and locked him into the conversation until it was my stop

[the-unnecessary-commentary]

“Force me to socialize and I will unload the consequences.” That’s going in my list

[homeofhousechickens]

Greenie is like- “i will destroy the shelf liner then poop on it.”

We will never know what really goes on in that chicken head.