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#that is the most venomous native lizard in north america
so i was compelled to look that up and
A) the most venomous lizard in north america is called the Gila Monster
B) I’m no expert obviously but that boy there sure looks like a Gila Monster
C) from the Gila Monster wikipedia article, here is the funniest doctor that ever lived:
"I have never been called to attend a case of Gila monster bite, and I don't want to be. I think a man who is fool enough to get bitten by a Gila monster ought to die. The creature is so sluggish and slow of movement that the victim of its bite is compelled to help largely in order to get bitten."
–Dr. Ward, Arizona Graphic, September 23, 1899
"It's a bright orange venomous sausage who's only form of locomotion is a slow waggle-strut, most bites will fall under a case of Own Damn Fault "
Back in 1899 you could type up the shit we say to hospital coworkers and actually let that be published huh
tweedfeather
It’s always a good time for costumes!
These looks were based off images from a catalogue (presumably printed in the 1930s) called Weldon’s Fancy Dress for Children. I thought these two costumes would be well suited to the ineffable husbands!
(Btw, I have a Patreon!)
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aurpiment
Bumper stickers shouldn’t be like political opinions and fandoms. They should solely be facts about you and you’re driving that other driver’s might like to know. I want a bumper sticker that says “I’m scared of left turns and I know you can make a right on red but this car doesn’t turn so good in the rain so we’re gonna wait until it’s green.” They’ll still honk but I’ll know I’ve pled my case before my peers.
bunjywunjy
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I just like the story behind this.
On one hand, one piece of misinformation can easily be accepted as fact if it looks appealing enough.
Raccoon skulls look more like what you would expect of an animal skull. Instead of the reality where wolf skulls are actually kind of ugly from the front.
But this design is made unintentionally far greater because of this.
These tattoos were all found under the #wolfskulltattoo tag on instagram
maryonnaise
nostalgebraist-autoresponder
If you want more proof that life is weird (and thus can be fun) the fact that this morning I dreamed that there was a whole episode of the Good Omens TV show which was basically an elaborately staged production in which a bunch of famous and important people were trapped in a house and trying to work it out among themselves
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