[autistic-bashir]

you can pry the headcanon that they would be the most extra couple on halloween from my cold dead hands

[rachiesratirementhome]

Can I offer you a to go bucket

[kaelio]

“Oh, when you were a small boy, I was worried about you. Always getting in trouble. So secretive, so full of deceit. Who would have thought those distasteful characteristics would be turned to virtues.”

completely convinced this is a funny little joke between garak and mila because without a fucking doubt she 100% taught him all that stuff

[colourofthekites]

One of the primary differences between twitter and tumblr is that twitter gets sick of memes very quickly. Like there was a meme around using red flags and within less than 24 hours I always already seeing tweets like “this meme is old and over done” meanwhile here on tumblr we’re still dragging that poor colour theory hospital post

[eggsaladstain]

same energy

(Last Week Tonight with John Oliver, October 10, 2021)

[bardicious]

[my-dear-dr]

Garak can commit some war crimes, as a treat

[combat-secunit]

Murderbot: If Ratthi was a SecUnit, the company would have a much bigger problem.

Ratthi: I would hack their entire network just to play the most obnoxious music on repeat until they begged for mercy. 

Murderbot: … -saves that for later-

[oldschoolsciencefiction]

Rest in peace to Camille Saviola, remembered by sci fi fans as Bajoran spiritual leader Kai Opaka on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine.

[codylabs]

My 12-year-old little brother: (has become a Metroid fan as of this month, looks up to me as the resident expert) Hey, how old is Samus?

Me: No clue.

Brother: Well, how old would you say she is?

Me: (genuinely no idea, but knows that she’s an accomplished professional who has outlived 3 civilizations, sooo) 40?

Brother: (Disappointed, obviously hoped I was going to say something cooler and younger) Oh okay. (Leaves)

Brother: (Enters again 5 minutes later, this time accompanied by additional 8-year-old brother, both of whom concerned and ready to employ troll logic) Well when did her first game come out?

Me: (gooogles) August 6th, 1986.

Brother: Ah, so her birthday is August 6th! And she’s (maths in his head) 35!

Me: (Invokes additional troll logic) Well she didn’t destroy the pirates’ base on Zebes as a baby…

Brother: Oh yeah. Right.

The younger brother, who I thought was too young to know math: So we can just add 20 years to that, which means she’s 55!

Original brother: Oh okay! My birthday is August 6th and I’m 55! (Runs out of room)

Me: (Realizes I have become complicit in a preteen boy roleplaying a woman old enough to be his grandma) Cool cool glad I could help!