[ladyyatexel]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ladyyatexel]

[millenniumlesbian]

Thinking about battle city from Marik’s point of view is wild. You ever go on a quest to free your people and kill the evil lich king who murdered your father and kept your family stuck underground for centuries and when you get there it turns out that 1) yes, there is a lich king, but he never asked anyone to live underground and has no fucking idea what you’re talking about and 2) you killed your own father and don’t remember it and literally everyone else already knew this and just didn’t bother to tell you about it. Bonkers plot twist. I would throw the book across the room

[ladyyatexel]

[kirkpussyindulgence]

bitches see deep space 9 and hit reblog immediately.

[ladyyatexel]

[satyriconmp3]

Scoop Magazine, 1954 / Greg Kessler, 2017

[ladyyatexel]

[buttpoems]

[prose-n-scripts]

[my-darling-boy]

If you were the handsome blonde flag bearer in yellow at the Battle of Prestonpans Jacobites Rising of 1745 I’m sorry if I knew you and didn’t recognise you if that’s why you kept staring at me, I didn’t want to wave during the battle and look like a fool

[my-darling-boy]

THIS WAS A REENACTMENT

[badjokesbyjeff]

Daughter: mom I’m going to a sleepover at jack’s

Mom: use protection

Daughter: mom I’m 15

Mom: and I’m 30

[scoutandcowpany]

[leona-florianova]

…mb… 

[scoutandcowpany]

Terrorizing Beasley